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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 69 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Who the fuck eats pasta and rice?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought they went extinct during the late Diabetassic

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, those were the Glucosaurs.

The carbivores roamed the Earth during the Carbiniferous time period, when the great noodle rains and ricevalances happened.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Praise the noodley appendage! Ramen

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

Not the most pressing question I had but we can start there I geuss.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Not me. Not without mashed potatoes and gravy.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Struggle dinner

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You know that there's no real rules about food, you can eat whatever you want with whatever you want, you can make a cheese and mayo sandwich using weetbix as the bread if you want.

Your stomach will tell you when you've fucked up.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

nah just reading that samdwich recipe my stomach lets me know someone fucked up somewhere

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Brb, making a cheese and mayo on weetabix

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

You're gonna need a big drink with that tho.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nobody's saying it's against the rules. But certain rules are just unwritten because it's gross. It's not like the pasta alone is an insufficient portion anyway.

[–] rockstarmode@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

As a person of Pacific Islander descent, rice is awesome and goes with everything.

Also if you're on a budget rice is a cheap way to fill your stomach.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Rice and vermicelli is rice and pasta, and it’s wildly common, especially the cheap bagged side dish stuff.

So I guess I do.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That... doesn't seem bad? No one would mind if he also put some vegetables in there and called it a pasta salad.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago

Hoenstly just add some green peas, a little black pepper and that would sound pretty good to me!

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'd try it. Like Mr cum fart pointed out the real crime is the pasta main with rice side

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pasta with cheese and mayonnaise seems like it could be alright. Rice is the weird one here imo

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn’t that be added when the pasta is cold? I get the feeling OOP did this with hot pasta, possibly even heating the mayonnaise to make it more “like” Alfredo sauce.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can't be that bad, can it? I mean, pasta + cheesy cream sauce is a pretty tried and true combo.

Points for experimenting at least.

I'd try it.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Very few cheese sauces incorporate egg for a good reason. That assumes you give the poster the benefit of the doubt that they're using real ingredients. Based off the pictures it's more likely bagged pre-shredded cheese and jarred mayo which probably congreals into an emulsified hunk. Plus the amount of oil here will make you shit your pants

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Carbonara is just egg and cheese.

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Very few cheese sauces incorporate egg for a good reason.

Don't mind me, just putting way too much cheese in my carbonara again...

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Was seriously thinking the same thing man. I like to cook and have spent a lot of time working LOA jobs far from anywhere you can get good ingredients. Probably gonna try it tomorrow just to see.

[–] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Does no one know how to make a roux? If you already had the cheese, I'm sure you had maybe some butter or oil on hand and some flour.

[–] villainy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Butter or oil sure. You might be surprised how many people do not keep flour handy.

[–] fascicle@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Last time we bought flour we had moths coming out of it like a year later

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

you need to make more sauce!
Also you need glass/metal/plastic containers

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Flour and butter are certainly cheaper than mayo

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

People know how to make one. The real difference here is caring to make one. It adds a noticeable amount of time and effort. In many cases, if the dish isn't outright offensive and you can just shovel it down, then the end goal is achieved.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Mayonnaise is mostly oil and egg, which is kind of more akin to carbonara than Alfredo. That said, it has a sourness that isn't going to mesh the same way-- basically, vinegar and/or lemon juice, which one generally wouldn't want much of (if at all) in something meant to be creamy. Main reason I don't particularly like it as a butter substitute in grilled cheese.

Knowing what goes into things like mayo, ketchup, Sriracha, etc, can work well when you're in a pinch, though. It's just harder to control the ratio of sugars, salts, and sour components so you have to offset that elsewhere.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean... so a hot pasta salad?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is basically a war crime.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lotta food crime up in here. What the food feds doing about this?

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

They are in a food coma so nothing unfortunately

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've been in between paychecks and eaten worse than that.

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a terrible cook personally, but my wife is fantastic at this stuff. Just FYI, you want a delicious cheese sauce, all you need is some milk or half & half, butter, and cheese. If you want it thicker, use less milk, or add a bit of cream cheese. Heat at a simmer and keep warm.

If you let it cool, it will firm up some and makes for a good cracker dip.

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

alfredo sauce?

isn't that pasta water and butter?

That meal is for a man who doesn’t want to shit in a week

[–] RivverRavven@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is my first day on lemmy. This photo might make it the last.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Aww I'm sorry. Welcome to Lemmy!

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