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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 82 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hur dur Boomer humor.

Needs 30% more hating their wife for no reason at all.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hard drive good, phone bad.

Phone bad, wife bad, young people bad

This is boomer hoomer done right not like that other poster.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Someone pointed out that every generation eventually becomes the next generations boomers.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The whole “hating my wife” thing has been around for a really long time. I hope my generations tiresome jokes aren’t just based on shitting on people like so many boomer jokes seem to be.

Wonder what my generation’s shitty joke legacy will be.

Right now with the youth it's shitting on people who disagree

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is the kind of shit that grandpa prints out and gives to you.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

It funny because Family Bad™

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Before elbowing you in the ribs, handing you a lint-covered butterscotch candy, and lighting a cigarette while hacking up a lung.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

#BoomerHumor

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Hard drives are going to be one of those in between things that Gen x/millennials will understand, but were already obsolete by the time Gen z rolled around.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hold the fuck up, did you just acknowledge the existence Gen X?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta keep them on their toes.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm always on my toes. My toes hurt. Please stop abusing my toes

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

puts legos under SpaceNoode's toes

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I fucking love LEGOs

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

puts megablox under SpaceNoode's toes

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Joke's on you, I've accepted Mega Bloks because they had the Star Trek license back in the day

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[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hard drives are still relevant for bulk storage

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, but most consumers aren't doing bulk storage. Most people just have cell phone and laptop

you must find really boring people

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m confused, I call both HDDs and SSDs hard drives or disks. What’s the non-obsolete term?

[–] Fish@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HDD is hard disk drive. SSD is solid-state drive. Though I still use the term "hard drive" to refer to both of them.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 1 week ago

I know what the acronyms mean. But I refer to them both as hard drive.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

HDD mean Hard drive, SSD mean Solid State Drive;

The joke is about HDD not being used which is wrong

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 1 week ago

I know what the acronyms mean. But I refer to them both as hard drive.

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing cloud?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Drag thinks solid state drives are drives and they're hard.

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But, my dearest Drag, you miss the point! There will be generations of humans that have no experience of spinning rust, of whirring platters, or of the dreaded tick- tick- tick- of a crashed head and lost data. What will they do?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 week ago

Probably invent new kinds of sex we can't even imagine

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How are hard drives "spinning rust"? Are solid state drives "stationary sand"?

Magnetic recording materials have historically been metal oxides, I have no clue if that remains true for modern hard drive platters. I guess you could argue that SSDs are stationary sand, but you could make the same argumant for the majority of semiconductors so I don’t think it sufficiently specifies SSDs.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Well, people like to say "check their hard drives" when referring to pedos, so the word itself isn't lost yet. But there might be some other Gen Z's who don't actually know what that is considering we were raised with Chromebooks...

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Pfff next thing you'll tell me is that 3.5" floppies are obsolete too?

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Hi I'm technically a Zoomer, I grew up with HDDs, hybrids and 32Gb SSDs. I'm just about 30 :)

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I swear, some of these boomer comics are just the person wanting to tell a shitty joke they thought of.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Isn't that what all comics are? Lol

[–] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Did HDDs stop existing? Someone tell my NAS.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago

The guy is not wrong. I have dozens of HDDs but he's talking about an actual hard drive. I also have a wife, 3 1/2 kids and my dog just died. I've seen some shit.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I've had a pretty bad and long relationship at one point in my life, I'm not exactly a young man anymore, and I still don't understand why the fuck anyone would think this shit is even remotely funny.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Hard drive" is funny I guess because it can be interpreted two different ways.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I can confirm. Not even loved ones make that drive easy. The Rockies are hard to drive over. Fucking beautiful, but scary

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ooh yeah that part going down Eastward past Vail is a hell of a nightmare drive. That road needs to be repaved every year with their rough Winters, even still the ruts in the road will keep trying to throw you into the next lane, while you're trying so hard to stay in your own lane, and the ruts in the road sound like you burst a tire. It's two hours of white knuckle driving.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It was Montana westward past Yellowstone. I spent my life in the loving embrace of just west of the Appalachians and so I thought that since I've done my share of driving through Kentucky it would be bad but bearable. Then it started snowing at waist height in late spring. I wasn't prepared for that.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The Rockies are the best part. Fuck fucking Nebraska though.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Those passes are an affront to the gods. Man was never meant to traverse them in a pleather seat with climate control.

You gotta use the roads, it makes it a little bit easier

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