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[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

humans killing thousands of sharks per year

Vs

humans killing millions of cows per year

[–] TediousLength@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This comment sent me into a little rabbit hole.

In the US alone, humans kill, on average, 1 cow per second (over 33 million a year). That is including calves.

edit: In the US alone, humans kill, on average 1 shark per 10 seconds (over 3 million a year).

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine the US is not killing a lot of sharks. At least not intentionally (ignoring pollution or accidents.)

[–] TediousLength@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There is a bigger market than you think. Shark meat is part of Asian, Caribbean, Latino, and Hawaiian food culture. You can find dozens of different shark products in grocery store, and that's not including pet food. It can hide under different names like white fish or ocean fish. ~~So I would guess from high hundreds of thousand to low millions.~~ Dug deeper, it is estimated around 300 to 500 thousands from shark fisheries. But, 2.5 to 5 million from bycatch...

Their is also recreational fishing. Which is responsible for 100 to 150 thousands shark killings per year.

So that's a comfortable 3 to 5 million a year in the US alone...

And coincidentally, there is some scandal happening now about critically endangered shark meat sold under false labels.

https://gbej.org/americans-unknowingly-consume-endangered-toxic-shark-meat/

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Where did you get these numbers? A quick search engine look up is giving me far higher numbers.

100 million sharks are killed by humans each year vs 300 million cows.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It's also worth noting that a profession where you spend every day in close proximity to cows is very common. Meanwhile, a profession that regularly has you in close proximity to sharks is way more niche. Make of this what you want.

[–] stankmut@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shark milking is one of the most dangerous professions out there. It doesn't surprise me that the industry is under reporting deaths.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Whereas cow fucking is even less accurately reported, and isn't even a profession. It's almost inevitable, really, whenever a MAGAt's left alone with livestock long enough —and the rampant cow rape's only a fraction of that number, too. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup! Though it's worth noting that cows, while beautiful, are not necessarily gentle. They can fuck your shit up.

Also, does this stat separate cows from steers/bulls? It says cows but it feels like it means bovines of all genders.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you look up the definition of cow, it includes this:

(loosely) a domestic bovine animal, regardless of sex or age

So, it is maybe an informal use of the word, but not unrecognized.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this is one of those "so many people use it wrong it's now 'right'" situations, but yeah people definitely do often use it wrong like that.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It once was wrong. When it becomes one of the definitions, it's no longer wrong. That's how language works.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ehhh, kinda. If enough people call a duck a chicken for dictionary.com to add

  1. (loosely) some call ducks chickens

That doesn't mean ducks are now chickens, it just means so many people were incorrect it had to be noted.

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[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

There are 3 types of lies.

  1. A lie.

  2. A god damn lie.

  3. And statistics.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 week ago
[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just Me, killing 300 a year (͡•_ ͡• )

thats a lot of champagne

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, it's Darkseid from the same franchise as the post

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh I remember those comics! Didn't realise that had made it into the movie

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow had the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They wouldn't. They can't eat meat, it would kill them.

That however wouldn't stop a cow from getting their revenge.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They don't care. It's not about sustenance. It's about sending a moossage.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Udder bullshit.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a quote from an episode of the Simpsons. I don't know who wrote that but I left it verbatim.

wow i was a grade A moron for ever not watching the first 10 seasons of the simpsons

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"Hehe check me out I'm gonna [[give that dumbass a diesease]] and he won't even realize it"

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mosquitoes: “those are rookie numbers.”

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Mosquitoes may kill the most people per year, but they aren't nearly as terrifying as screw worms

[–] Emi@ani.social 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Stairs killing 600k a year.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If true, guns would be real jealous

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Gave it a google

Falls down stairs cause an average of 12,000 deaths per year in the United States.

That's actually pretty close to the US intentional homicide by firearm rate, so without factoring in gun suicides stairs are keeping up!

[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The cows kill count would go up even more if you count air/water pollution and food borne illnesses caused by their manure on produce

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The shark kill count would go up way more if we started milking them on an industrial scale.

[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Shark fins are sadly harvested on an industrial scale :(

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do tell how that works. Are you imagining herds of cows roaming among the lettuce rows?

[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here's an FDA report on a Romain lettuce E. coli outbreak that resulted in 5 deaths. There's a couple of ways E. coli can get from cow intestines to lettuce: cow manure gets into irrigation canals/streams, and a downstream farm uses that to water their crops; manure used for fertilizer is not properly treated; cows get into farm fields that they shouldn't be in. Lettuce is particularly susceptible because it is often eaten raw.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah! Makes sense. Your reasoning makes far more sense in the former rather than the latter examples. :) Yes, I'm sure livestock gets into vegetable fields now and again, but farmers and ranchers are mostly two different professions.

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[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have been herding cows upwards in the mountainside. I have had a cow slip and fall onto me, luckily only onto my legs before running off. I could easily see how such accidents would kill a lot of people every year.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

A cow slipping and falling on you would be one hell of a way to die

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Yes! Kill more!

Oh yeah? Look up how many people a year are killed by hippos.

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
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