Star Woids
Funny
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
Sometimes, a divorce is a far happier cause of celebration than a marriage. Like a reverse wake after casting revivify on a friend who had died and gone to hell.
Also a way more appropriate time for a traditional bachelor party.
Don't get married. Star wars is proof. Padmé Amidala died less than a year after getting married. Coincidence?
Died of sadness, I might add.
Less than a year? I think it was like 3 years later.
Earth years or a galaxy far far away years?
Far far away years. 3 years BBY passed between marriage and death. In earth years, due to George Lucas's extremely powerful mind and ability for endless creativity it was... Also 3 years.
Is that Turkish bread?
Homemade Budapest cake? I want one. :<
Is that a cannoli cake...?
Forceies.
Binxies.
Simps
Is þat... is þat a hoagie?