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Maybe steal a commercial airplane and go on a joyride. Do a barrel roll like the one guy did in 2018. Then empty my bank account or somehow aquire some money to get a few escorts and hookers and whoever wants to join, have a nice dinner and spend the night together. I suppose a nice swinger club with a good buffet will also do.

No consequences? I won't even know I did anything. It won't even show.
Just carry on as usual.

Now, if you meant no bad consequences...

I don't know how I'd do it. Perhaps I'd steal money from some rich fuck, whatever.
But the idea is:
Find a train driver and bribe him with loads of money. Tell him to say that I've kidnapped him. I could even get a gun.
Perhaps bribe some more people similarly as well, not many would care about a single worker.
Threaten to kill them if things don't go my way.

Ask to get some specific rail sections freed.
Tell the train driver to do initial checks and start the train, then show me the basics on how to drive it.
The best part starts now: I'll drive the train.

Perhaps I'd take 3-4 hours with that. Then get to some side rail and stop there.
In the remaining time, ask the train driver to explain me as much as possible from this field.

5 minutes before the end thank my "hostages" for cooperating and leave the scene, hopefully leaving with loads of extra knowledge on a field different from mine.

I'm blowing off all of my responsibilities and getting high and playing video games all day.

Murder all dictators

I’d start with a pack of cigarettes

Make it illegal to serve ads on the internet.

Tell my director to stop micromanaging and let me do the job I'm fucking paid to do.

Eat raw chicken

It sounds like a movie, but I can't quite put my finger on which one. I'm going to have to purge some of my old thoughts and get back to you on this one.

So much piracy. So much.

Slap my boss, slap my ex, and slap my meat.

And then for the other 23 hours, IDK... rob a bank?

Burn Wall Street to the ground.

Sure, the institution would survive, but it would be awfully satisfying.

If you could preplan. Maybe you could pull a mr robot and destroy records of debt.

kill pookin

I'd ask my wife to fry fish for me

Go to Yosemite and attempt to climb something sick like Wyoming Sheep Ranch or Sea of Dreams.

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