this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
466 points (98.5% liked)

> Greentext

7699 readers
1 users here now

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 49 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] aqua@lemmy.world 107 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] AdrenochromeBandit@partizle.com 85 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Hillock@kbin.social 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think most guys would have just agreed to sell worn underwear.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whatever Empress's gender, I think we can agree that they're not like "most" people. Whether real or an act, they are pretty extreme and committed to all of their claimed views, one of which is hating men.

[–] gullible@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But what if they test the semen on my underwear and find higher than average levels of testosterone?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gamer girls have sold bath water; you have found your market

For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

based on what? they could be an elephant for all we know

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

fair enough

[–] Virkkunen@kbin.social 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The way Empress writes things and the stuff they say fits perfectly into the basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype. There's not a chance in this universe that Empress is a woman.

Thier attacks on fitgirl seemed to be projection.

[–] comfisofa@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I am boarding this train ride or die.

[–] Zoot_@lemmy.world 99 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why not just buy the game at that point?? I understand piracy but if you are paying that much for a crack wtf.

[–] echo64@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They aren't paying "for the cracks", it's just how they simp for another person. It's like when people give streamers huge donations, makes them feel like they have a friend or a personal connection with the person

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Giving back to the community.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

I don’t think this guy had the community in mind

[–] dill@lemmy.one 44 points 2 years ago

The ops cracks were just the means in which he could acquire a wiff of the crackers crack.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 68 points 2 years ago
[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 years ago
[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 33 points 2 years ago
[–] sadreality@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Please someone tell me this ain't for real.

[–] RealM@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Everything on the internet is fake. All stories are just made up for fake internet points.

If you tell me I'm wrong, guess what? You are also fake and made up. :)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This comment right here is fake, and so am I.

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If OP is fake, that's solid writing haha

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago

if there is one thing 4chan can be relied on for, it's absurd dedication to the pettiest shit.

[–] Ogygus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You think somebody would go on the internet to just say lies?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

in this timeline it's impossible to know

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

~~Dude really posted his email on 4chan 💀~~ ... I was tired

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

her email isn't hidden anyways, it's visible on all of her .NFOs.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

Did I misread? They posted Empress' address.

[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

What is wrong with anon?

[–] platysalty@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

If this guy is from Brunei I know who he is.

[–] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 11 points 2 years ago

If I had 500$ to spend for having someone crack a game I want to play I would just buy the game.

You can spend the difference on a call girl if you really want

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I tried Yakuza for free on Gamepass.

Simps really have no economic sense lol

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Why do people like this exist? He clearly has no good use for money, so naturally he has tons of it in excess.