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[โ€“] lordnikon@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

weirdly I'm still a Linux administrator but with way more fun services to maintain.

[โ€“] save_the_humans@leminal.space 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can I ask how you got a job as a Linux administrator?

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easy, you mention you want to use BSD and the other IT guys give you that look.

I'm stuck on RHEL lmao but using BSD for work would be fun

I'm not a Linux admin, but I think there are certifications you can get and exams you can take to show you understand stuff about shell scripting and related topics, if that's what you're interested in.

I think they have questions like "Make it so a welcome message and the time display when someone logs into your Linux server", among other, harder things.

I don't know a huge amount about the job market, but just saying you have those kinds of skills on your CV along with a bit of experience in some other tech/coding/data stuff might even be enough.

[โ€“] lordnikon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Been using Linux for 25 years so i don't know if it's comparable to today but ironically it was setting up game servers for fun. Then i applied for a game sever hosting provider. i think they have mostly died out now. Then just kinda jumped over to web hosting this was before cloud was a thing. Then kinda moved into internal IT running corporate IT. The nice thing being 100% Linux admin i don't have to mess with AD and FSMO. Even though I know how to i keep quiet about that.

[โ€“] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh, I now get paid to waste time staring at the internet. Neat, I guess?

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Urgh, better than being paid to start online fights. Your mother?

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[โ€“] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

RN = Refreshments and Narcotics

[โ€“] LordGimp@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Are you me?

[โ€“] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

'office/M365 tutor for geriatrics'

Compared to actual title

"Director of Information Systems"

Every day makes me understand Marvin from HHGTTG more and more.

[โ€“] EchoCT@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I feel that in my soul. I'm a sysadmin, however it's mostly password resets ๐Ÿฅฒ

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Greeeeat, now I'm jerking off someone for money.

Jokes aside, writing is the predominant single activity I engage in that's in the spirit of the question, and I've made some money doing it here and there. But it was never my job.

[โ€“] RacerX@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Director of building Magic the Gathering commander decks but not actually playing them

[โ€“] rustyfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I feel you. Moxfield is my greatest enemy.

[โ€“] morrowind@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Professional slanderer of programming languages.

I've spent more time than I care to admit

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[โ€“] intensely_human@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

As an Uber driver, I do everything I can to put people at ease. I end up in many deep, heartfelt conversations with my passengers. I introduce people to new music, and spread information about homeless assistance programs and other resources around the Denver area.

Uber is the platform from which I do my work as a community supporter.

I do Uber my own way, according to my vision. I am an Uber Mensch.

[โ€“] Carighan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Professional Cat Petter! ๐Ÿ˜ป

[โ€“] MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys have time for other things? I do my job and can fill my day with that. I sometimes have to stand my ground to make other people understand that no, I cannot do this additional tasks everyday, I don't have the time for that.

95% of the time it is busy. The other 5% I use to catch up with the stuff I have no time for when it is busy.

[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If I didn't make time to do anything besides work and sleep like that I would literally go insane after about 2 weeks

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[โ€“] Matriks404@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Professional YouTube Watcher or Professional Hobbyist Language Learner.

[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Guitarist/cross stitcher, with a side job as a professional TV watcher lol

[โ€“] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Professional manual analysis of herbal terpinoid content (ignition-form expert).

I'm a professional social media browser.

I think I'd actually kill myself.

[โ€“] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There was this Russian developer who got jailed for something a couple years back. I've looked up his website and it was a giant field of mines. Up to the challenge, I've proceeded for weeks to try to clear it during work hours. Finally managed and all I got was something akin to a laugh.wav as a reward.

Guess I'm a minesweeper.

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[โ€“] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Linux admin ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[โ€“] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Professional sleeper.

That should pretty much be the answer for anyone with a full-time job.

professional internet browserist. there are 16 hours between sleeping and multitasking.

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[โ€“] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~I really don't want to play Arma professionally~~ I misunderstood the question

[โ€“] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I basically do farming at the level of a second job, so I suppose it would be that even though I don't do it commercially (yet).

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Power point archivist and people tracker downer!

Human Lemming

[โ€“] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Linux Sysadmin. Funnily enough, that's the career I'm in after procrastinating a lot during my ecology studies.

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[โ€“] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Current Job title: programmer

Effective job title: Sysadmin.

[โ€“] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

One thing I spend some time on is building out my Lego city.

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[โ€“] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sysadmin cosplayer or Barista.

[โ€“] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Either a Game Developer or a Writer. If only...

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[โ€“] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (12 children)
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[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am ๐Ÿ˜

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[โ€“] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

VR game level designer. Neat!

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