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It was a toss up between Messy Elliot and Busta Grimes.

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Wu Tang Clean

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Love it. Naming the next vacuum this!

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'd name the group The Spin Doctors, just to be confusing

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Damn, beat me to it.

[–] threesaken@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 months ago

Vlad the Inhaler

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago

My stand mixer is called Mixxy Elliot and that always gets a big kick out of my guests

[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I went with Colonel Dustard. I love their pre-made name suggestions

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I named mine Clean Latifah. No regrets.

[–] bahbah23@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Kensweep Lafloor

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.

Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you're in biting distance.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get a first generation Roomba and name it "Old Cleaning Bastard"

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And program it to swear when it runs into stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvz3LRK263E

[–] sxan@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are so screwed when the Robot uprising comes

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"Let's talk about those names you gave us..."

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Could've been worse. Could be called Sucky McSucc-face

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm thinking I could fight one robot vacuum cleaner, but our boi here just keeps adding more, and I'm already skeptical about taking on three. And this will probably happen after GAI, so they'll be hyper-intelligent.

OP may one day find themselves scootching around the house on their limb stubs, licking the floors clean all day, and being called some demeaning name like "Meat Maid."

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

One day, I'll find out that the dirt they're going to vacuum up.... IS ME

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"Well now, would anybody like some toast?"

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Janet Jackson’s Roomba Nation

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/12Rm2izbQfU?si=lSV9wL8EDRS2LU7M

My first one (pretty dumb) is called Jessica

Because we could never find her

Second one is Gretha, because she is cleaning up our environment

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Benedict Crumberbatch

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I like this one. I call mine Robot Slave. I'll be the first to be killed in a robot uprising.

[–] deepfriedchril@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And here I just named mine, Joffre.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I hope he doesn't suck up any poisoned wine.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Creating a map... is that so you can name rooms and tell it to vacuum a specific area? Because things get moved around - it always has to navigate on the fly by bumping into stuff.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, but also you can partition it into rooms and tell it to just vacuum specific rooms. I didn't think I'd use that feature very often, but I seem to be using it a lot in rooms that we spend a lot of time in, like our kitchen.

[–] quafeinum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

RoombaLumpa