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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Luck be in the ass tonight.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not, “fuck me in the air tonight”?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 month ago

"Let's make love like lovebirds; falling from the sky!"

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I personally think it's funnier without the top caption

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is just plausible enough to be an actual Wheel of Fortune puzzle.

Like, i doubt this is an actual screenshot of the show, but it's like 40% doubt

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like, who bought ALL of the vowels except I?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Naouwre! Stop it!

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No one's picking G before R

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Does it matter? Dan's just going to hit bankrupt like thirty times in a row

[–] janAkali@lemmy.one 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Duck me in the ark tonight

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago

I imagine most of us guessed both, and cracked a little smile.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

C'mon everyone! Simmer down! Its " fuck me in the ass tonight " there's no need to beat around the bush. ....Now! Let's see what you've won!!!!!

Yes Jim! You are the new proud owner of this wonderful gourmet deluxe grad master limited edition pen protector!

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 3 points 1 month ago