JillyB

You need to surround the Arby's with a kilometer square spike field or I'm getting my roast beef sandwich.

Wait what did they do?

Probably not ideal but I use Google drive for synching and it worked fine. The database is encrypted so, at worst, Google knows I have a password manager.

We asked ourselves, why couldn’t handlebars function like a car’s cockpit?

Isn't this just a cycle computer? I have a cycle computer that clicks into place on my bars. It navigates and connects to sensors like pedal cadence sensors, power meters, heart rate monitors, it displays speed. All while being removable so I can easily charge it or just not bring it when I don't need those functions.

Teddy, who wants to be a marine biologist or a stunt man when he grows up...

This article is surreal. The onion could post this exact article and it would fit right in.

Damn, you're supposed to call a doctor after just 4 hours

Almost everyone had their phones in cases before phones had camera bumps. Phones have camera bumps because they realized they might as well use the extra thickness for more camera hardware.

This is super cool! I wish I did stuff like this when I was a kid. Tell Lim I like his drawing style and humor. And for the parent: keep this stuff and show it at his wedding.

I have a vivid memory of my mom teaching me to ride with no training wheels the same way. I felt so fast.

Oh man. I thought you were saying that you asked her out and she said she was fine.

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that some gamers absolutely love arcane bullshit. I think I'm going to give the game a whirl

What a horrible take