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[–] bert_brause@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Elephant. Never met one outside the zoo, but I imagine they would be hard to say "no" to.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

But then you wouldn't be able to ignore the elephant in the room.

[–] riffy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How would you get em in the house tho?

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)
  • Step 1: open door
  • Step 2: ???
  • Step 3: die
[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

First thing to do is open the door.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!

Sorry, I got excited that no one else said it yet.

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Second step is to take the giraffe out.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 2 points 13 hours ago

Yes. My other comment option would have been something about the footprints in the butter…

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

No no no, use the gate.