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For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.
Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?
Counter point: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/angela-chao-mcconnell-report-death-b2510728.html
I don't think that's possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes
Accidental death is very much possible though, and has happened before. Drowning seems to be a particular risk here
He's also fighting with his Nazi bot and supposedly sleeps with a firearm handy. Honestly, odds are pretty good.
Who doesn't like going for a swim when the K kicks in?
But is Elon alone at any time? He travels with a very tight security detail. I am willing to bet there is always someone around him almost all the time, meaning if he does take a good hit of ketamine and the tiles on his bathroom won't slow down he won't drown. Someone will come to his aid.
Elon Musk will be alone until the day he dies. It doesn't matter how many people he pays to surround him.
He will always be alone.
He will never know a friend.
He should give up. Now.
He will always be alone.
Correct in all the ways that count. But not physically alone, and the livelihood and career of the slave bodyguards he keeps will be negatively affected if they let him drown in his bathtub due to a ketamine OD.
It's absolutely possible if you're abusing it recreationally, especially if you start mixing it with who knows what else. The biggest risk is respiratory system just shutting off.
That's just an OD though, long term abuse like it's suspected by many that Musk is doing has a whole host of nasty symptoms that you can look up yourself.
I imagine he's dabbling in nootropics and whatever novel research chemicals his handlers come across.
Not yet named synthetic cathinones is my second best bet on what does him in. The first one is some mystery shooter with loose connections to a foreign intelligence agency.
hope hes taking coccaine as well, and you can OD on that.
Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.
"Be the change you want to see ol in the world"
-Luigi
He is already 95% cuntamine.