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Your entire life gets turned into a movie / short series by the best filmmaker in the world with unlimited budget, do you like your movie? How do you think people would rate it? (sh.itjust.works)

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The story must be true, you can't fake the story. You can exaggerate parts of it, but you can't completely make shit up. You're allowed to omit small awkward moments, but you can't omit major events.

Mine is probably gonna be a two part movie. Part one is the history already behind me. It's gonna tragic and dark AF, and probably cringe, but probably gonna get a lot of pity points because of how fucked up it is. Probably like 7.5/10 at least.

Idk if I'd like it, because it'd include my darkest moments.

Then for part 2... yea idk if that'll ever come. Probably in 5 decades (or earlier if I die).

I feel like part 2 is gonna suck. I'm gonna have the craziest childhood ever, so much build up in backstory, then part 2 doesn't end up justifying the movies, because I'm not gonna be able to achieve much in life, and its just gonna become another shitty slice of life. Probably 4/10 for part 2, at least that's what I'm predicting.

Depends tho. If I get murdered while doing political activities or become a martyr, part 2 could turn into a 8/10 movie. Otherwise I'm just gonna die of illness or old age which is a very boring movie. GoT style botched ending lol.

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[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

A boy untreated for ADHD detected by 3rd grade teacher flounders and is entirely cringe for 90% of their childhood, transitions into the goth subculture in a tiny Ohio town, brainwashed by his parents who are dog whistle racist republicans who never vote, joins the military, incrementally improves their worldviews while still struggling with ADHD and associated psychological traumas that lead to being released from service just a few months after September 11th, joined by girlfriend soon to be wife the now man refuses to return home and sets down roots with his love and learns tough lessons about “bootstraps” ultimately breaking the brainwashing. A heart warming and tear jerking movie continues on as genetic issues the wife had become more evident and impactful as well as in both of their sons in addition to to mental health struggles the family makes things work despite everyone being in various states of unwellness. One man’s determination to keep hope alive and provide for his sick family. 6/10 unbelievable drama