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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What are you doing in assembly?

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Manually optimizing the code I wrote in C, so that it runs noticeably slower and has all sorts of stupid bugs that weren't there before. All in a good night's work.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That doesn’t sound like optimization.

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No worries, he can optimize it later.

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put a refactor ticket in the backlog. We'll get to it eventually, right?

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

// TODO: fix this code

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

To you, maybe.

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's just reverse optimizing!

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Well, I guess it's either writing a device driver or that.

And the device driver will always end-up with most code in C or Rust.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago
[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Pretending I was born 40 years earlier

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Doing vector operations because the MCU vendor didn't provide APIs for it.

(did not actually do that but was preparing to before we came to our senses and ditched that MCU)