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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 284 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Im not going to call it the Gulf of America. That's embarrassing.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody is except those ring-tailed dingdongs called the Republicans.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And you. Since you posted with that exact name. Telling on yourself?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No LOL I'm being sarcastic.

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would quote it or somehow explicitly indicate your sarcasm since it doesn't translate well over text. You can edit post titles.

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'll call it the Gulf of Carl's Jr

Because that's where we're at.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

I just realized Trump probably thinks it's the Golf of Mexico

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[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Freedom Fries

[–] usernameusername@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm gonna call it the Gulf of Chile, because Chile is the best country of chile fuck yeah 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🦅🦅

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

The fact we're going to spend money to print new fucking maps is infuriating.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seriously, did anyone check how much money Rand-McNally and Garmin donated to the "inauguration fund?"

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Somehow I imagine schools that are just now replacing maps that show the USSR with these products of ego. Like we as a nation are hilariously bad with geography but we don't need to throw in curve balls to make us look dumber.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 134 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] arin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I was like where?

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Gulf of Mexico. Don't fucking legitimize it.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago

I will not upvote any post that says gulf of America, regardless of being a joke. Fuck you.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gulf of America

No such place.

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[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump fixed global warming, you filthy libural

Nothing is ever good enough for y'all

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I know you're joking, but for those who get "gotcha-d" with similar comments:

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[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 42 points 1 month ago

Don’t even entertain the name with a joke. That’s lending it legitimacy.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gulf of Mexico, you mean. The gulf of America is something that doesn't exist

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

The Gulf of America is the wealth gap between the poor and the ultra-rich.

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Guild of Mexico.

Flippancy or sarcasm, or not, continuing to use his language only empowers it.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 21 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Instead of Canada, we're going to rename it Canamerica. Instead of Mexico, we're going to name it Mexigoingtoamerica.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Then we can take back the Canama Panal.

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

United States North of Mexico

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

North (of Mexico) America.

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Gulf Of Disappeared Dinosaurs Area Meteorite Nuke

or short: GODDAMN

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 14 points 1 month ago

Still think its weird he didn't start with changing new Mexico to something else but instead the gulf.

[–] Blaze@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure if funny or depressing

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[–] canitendtherabbits@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Gulf o Murica. FTFY.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know this is a joke, but snow along the Gulf Coast, while not common, is also not unprecedented in the dead of winter. It was actually more common a century ago

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[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

Sooooooo back in 2008 when I lived in Houston, we got a solid inch of snow.. and the year before that when I was in California, it froze so bad the pipes burst…

I used to joke I brought the Midwest with me but it turns out it was just climate change :(

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It snowed in the Gulf of Meh-hico? [using the Spanish pronunciation because fuck trump][eye dialect]

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[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can we piss everybody off by calling it The Gulf of the Americas?

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty sure they have more snow then parts of Canada right now

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm in Canada and I have only a tiny wisp of snow that is frozen to our very very cold ground.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm in Canada, it's been snowing for days and we have 2 feet.

[–] richard3030@lemmy.one 14 points 1 month ago

If you still have 2 feet, the frostbite isn't too bad yet.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Should be called the Gulf of Water

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Nobody calls it that. Gulf of Mexico Florida man here. Republicans I know think that's dumb and no one plans to say that

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All this “””global warming””” bs is climate extremism! /s

It’s so bad that the temperature where I live (Edmonton, Alberta) barely gets below freezing during winter when it should be around -15 to -20C in December and January. Last winter, we barely had snows save a few snowstorms. Every summer, the city fills with smoke from yearly wildfires and it gets hard to breathe.

The climate was never like this in the last 10 years, yet people still say climate change isn’t human caused or doesn’t exist

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