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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 302 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

This meme is way more clever than it should be

[–] runeko@programming.dev 66 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Didn't realize until I read your comment. Thanks.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I didn't realise until I read that comment, your comment and the other comment about slash direction.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

JFC, thank you. I didn’t realize until it was spelled out for me. I’m definitely not that kind of smart.

This is why I always sucked at games like Myst

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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I realized immediately, read the comment, and then went back to look for a deeper meaning. It wasn't there.

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not something the Jedi would tell you.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only a sith deals in absolute paths.

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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 104 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I hate that I need to use escape characters when creating something for windows.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Python raw strings to the rescue!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago

Pathlib is the answer.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nobody is stopping you from using forward slashes. Python will translate the path for the current platform.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Try pathlib. All your problems solved.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (22 children)

Fun fact, though: Linux is the only case-sensitive one.

Edit: I feel silly for forgetting that it's all about the choice of FS. If anyone needs anything from me, I'll be in the corner, coloring.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 63 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

From a technical standpoint, the windows NTFS filesystem is designed inherently case sensitive, just windows doesn't allow creating case sensitive files.

Connecting an NTFS drive to linux, you can create two separate files readme.txt and Readme.txt.

Using windows, you can see both files in the filesystem, but chances are most (if not all) software will struggle accessing both files, opening readme.txt might instead open Readme.txt or vice versa.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Such a microsoft thing to do.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

NTFS was designed back in the mid 90s, when the plan was to have the single NT kernel with different subsystems on top of it, some of those layers (i.e. POSIX) needed case sensitivity while others (Win32 and OS/2) didn't.

It only looks odd because the sole remaining subsystem in use (Win32) barely makes use of any of the kernel features, like they're only just now enabling long file paths.

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago

For a few years now, Windows has had the capability of marking certain directories as case-sensitive. So you can have a mixed-case-sensitivity filesystem experience now. Yeah. :/

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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Although you can use case insensitive filesystems with Linux, and case sensitive filesystems with macOS. I believe the case sensitivity is a function of the specific filesystem


but yeah, practically, the root for Linux is always case sensitive, and APFS ~~ain't~~ is only if you ask it to be ( https://support.apple.com/lv-lv/guide/disk-utility/dsku19ed921c/mac ).

[–] paperplane@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When case insensitivity is the default I always wonder how many apps unknowingly rely on that due to typos somewhere. I encountered this once while porting a Windows/macOS app to Linux that someone imported a module with the wrong case and nobody noticed

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

I once ran into a bug in an Arduino program where it wouldn't compile. The author blamed my "broken environment". Turned out, he had included "arduino.h" instead of the correct "Arduino.h".

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You can actually use / as a path separator on Windows in functions like fopen(), because it supports some ancient version of POSIX standard.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 36 points 3 weeks ago

There used to be an undocumented setting in early versions of MS-DOS that would allow the setting of the command option character to something other than the slash, and if you did that, the slash automatically became the path separator. All you needed was SWITCHAR=- in your CONFIG.SYS and DOS was suddenly very Unix-y.

It was taken out after a while because, with the feature being undocumented, too many people didn't know about it and bits of software - especially batch files, would have been reliant on things being "wrong". The modern support for regular slash in API calls probably doesn't use any of the old SWITCHAR code, but it is, in some way, the spiritual descendant of that secret feature.

Here's an old blog that talks about it: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-gb/archive/blogs/larryosterman/why-is-the-dos-path-character

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

The one thing about NT was that it didn't have it's own semantics, but it could emulate any system you wanted. It's the unofficial successor of an OS that was based on creating VMs where you could run any other OS you want.

Then Microsoft decided to create their own system in it, and only really finished writing that one.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Also the internet belongs on the left.

And really, Linux/macos could be reduced to "Unix" https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Unix_history-simple.svg

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And BSD. It's really just Windows vs. literally everything. Or is there anything else that uses backslashes?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

CP/M

Which in this context is named hilariously.

[–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Typical windows behavior

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[–] MooseTheDog@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

File systems aren't even real.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What is this "real" concept anyway?

Adam Savage famously stated on Mythbusters "I reject your reality and substitute my own"

Sure, but is reality even real then? Is anything real?

Not that I meant to get all pop-philosophical on this beautiful Sunday morning, sorry about that.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Would it be more efficient to say Unix vs Windows?

[–] wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)
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[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

You mean right vs. wrong?

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't really watch Star Wars. I'm a more of a Trekkie gal.

🖖

See, you can separate files both ways as long as it's logical

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

Why fight when you can just do cd /mnt/c/Program\ Files\ \(x86\)/

[–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

Duel of the fates: \//\

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Linux uses forward slash. Windows uses backslash. Because some dude 45 years ago wanted to make it look different from UNIX.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I understand pre-OS X Macintoshes used colons.

[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They did! And I weirdly kind of miss them for the entirely non-logical reason that they looked elegant.

Don't get me wrong, I adapted in about 3 seconds when I made the switch to Mac OS X 25 years ago, but I irrationally kinda miss them just a tiny bit.

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[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Both works fine in Windows tho?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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