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[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

this isn't american food; how many people in america do you know with a dishwasher?

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 4 points 27 minutes ago

...where do you live that people DON'T have a dishwasher? Everyone house I've ever seen in MN has one.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Every9ne I personally know has a dishwasher.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

... I know one person in this country who has a dishwasher. what the hell?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 minutes ago

idk what it's worth but the ONLY place I've seen without a dishwasher is my sister's college dorm 🤷‍♀️

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

According to my brief googling, there are 131.43 million households in America, and either 79 or 80 million American households own dishwashers. I could not find a breakdown by state, but I suspect they're predominantly popular in wealthier areas, and less popular in poorer areas.

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 4 points 47 minutes ago

Someone I know moved into an apartment with no dishwasher, and they were like "fuck this" and bought a countertop dishwasher. So apparently that's a thing.

[–] TorJansen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh good, now I can stop using the top of my good ol' 1970s TV. As a bonus, maybe my wife will stop mentioning the smell.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 0 points 20 minutes ago

Please say sike 🤢

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Can I also cook Salmon in the dryer?

[–] CLOTHESPlN@lemmy.world 2 points 18 minutes ago

Mmmm salmon hummus 🤤

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 8 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

No, it will get beat up. If it's a tumbler anyway..

you need to use that weird rack that snaps into the middle.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Nah, I don't have a smart dryer so there's no way it's on Tumblr.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 points 6 hours ago

Yea but it's tenderizing the meat!

[–] Brian437@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I can't believe this is a real article. It looks like a parody.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

I mean I've cooked entire meals in the engine bay of a car before 🤷

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 104 points 13 hours ago (7 children)

This was a viral clickbait thing a few years ago. It only existed on twitter and Facebook and Instagram and thankfully I haven't seen it turn up again any time recently lol no one actually cooks like this, even here in America

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to do it now just to spite you

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Haha that’ll be a nice spite bite

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

to be fair a teacher at my elementary school in the mid '00s told my mom that she does this, I remember it distinctly

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 20 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] graff@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

Just don't tell his landlord

[–] don@lemm.ee 24 points 12 hours ago

lol he’s an automatic exemption to nearly everything

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This was a fad in the early 1990s. I know a few people who tried it. I don’t know anyone who did it twice as it tends to require you to clean your dishwasher before and afterwards.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It was on an episode of Home Improvement. Not sure if the show started it or if it was just referencing the existing fad.

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 47 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 29 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Do not let the americans cook.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 45 points 13 hours ago (11 children)

A serving of green bean casserole

Bone ape tit bro

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 35 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm just gonna say it, that looks fucking delicious, S-tier side dish

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It is fucking delicious. And easy as shit to make too. It's got like 4 ingredients and takes 30 mins start to finish. My family used to eat this a lot when i was growing up because we were poor and busy and this is cheap and easy. But its one of the "poor people" foods im most nostalgic about

Ingredients

  • 1 can of cream of mushroom
  • 1/2 milk
  • 4 cups green beans (they don't have to be fresh, canned or frozen can work too)
  • French Onions

Cooking

  • Mix everything into a pan (except the onions) and cook at 350f for 25 mins
  • Sprinkle French Onions on top
  • Cook for another 5 minutes

If you want to get really fancy you can sprinkle some shredded cheese on top after it cooks (I like Parmesan (but only the saw dust stuff in the tube), or sharp cheddar). It also makes great leftovers because it microwaves really well, and can be frozen and thawed with no issue.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

For non-unitedstatesians: “French Onions” does not refer to the nationalty of the alliums, or the manner in which they’re cooked. It is a specific product:

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

And you gotta use these ones for casserole. Its in the constitution or something

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's definitely also the name of the manner in which they're cooked though, at least regionally here in the US.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

My point is it’s not that. It’s the can.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Just because they're not called French's French Fried Onions doesn't mean they aren't French fried onions.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Disagree. The can and brand matters for a fully authentic version.

You can do an elevated version that uses haricots vert and fried onions and homemade cream of mushroom made with shiitakes or chanterelles or something, but that’s kinda a different dish.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I don't know what you're disagreeing with, you didn't address anything I said. Your misguided opinion on brandname gatekeeping doesn't stop French's fried onions from being French fried onions, so it just seems irrelevant.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 18 points 13 hours ago

You can pass that my way if you're not going to eat it, easily my favorite thanksgiving side dish.

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