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[–] SleepyPie@lemmy.world 113 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you crop his face it looks exactly like Joe Biden’s

[–] vfsh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 115 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Huh.. I guess squinting old guy is a look

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[–] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago

Biden has never worn his pants up to his throat vagina, though.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 109 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pants hiked all the way up to his bitch tits.

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[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 96 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wait, his skin color isn't actually orange?!

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 76 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Worse, he chooses to make it orange with spray-tan.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 153 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Cheeto Jesus getting his makeup done by JD Vance
Spray-tan? Come now, we all know that's Cheeto dust.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago

Nightmare fuel right there

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago

This is what AI was meant to do.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Holy Toledo

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or his hair grey instead of blonde

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago

I didn't even notice that! He almost looks human, the horror!

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh god. Jesus, he looks awful.

Good.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You would too after you shanked your ball like he did yesterday on a chip attempt.

Not that many people could hit that badly.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

I could, but you’re not paying to watch me fail.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I wonder what it's like to have an honest conversation with the dude behind the Trump persona, when he's let his guard down and he's sitting right next to the person he trusts most. I'm not sure what I'd expect. Maybe it's an act, maybe he's earnest. Does he know what he's doing? He acts for the cameras pretty damn well.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

I don't think there is anything else left

[–] immutable@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He likely has narcissistic personality disorder and so this is less an act and more a mask, a shield. The person he’s protecting the most is himself, he needs to be this facade.

I found this video really quite fascinating about what it’s like caring for a dying narcissist. Whatever family that remains hold out hope that as death itself nears the narcissist might finally let down their guard and show their true self. Apparently the opposite happens.

https://youtu.be/FavgHrxc6oY

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

My personal experience is that, the person they are is the one on display when they are angry, and often in other situations too. There is no hidden (nice) personality, just a very shallow egocentric scared one. IMO.

Source: grew up with one.

[–] duhbasser@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

I think that person is long gone tbh. Maybe you could have that type of conversation with him in the 80’s and 90’s but not today. Money and power consume his thoughts so any topic you bring up he’ll revert to money and power.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

There is no person which he trusts. So this is what everybody gets.

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you watched The Apprentice – The Trump Story movie? It's not a documentary of course, but depicts his transformation from an unsecure young man into that unnatural Trump persona

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[–] dzso@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can smell dementia from this photo.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It looks like grandpa got out of his room at the home and is now roaming the halls...

"I'M PRESIDENT!"

"You sure are, Mr. Trump, now let's get you back to the 'Oval Office' in time for your meds..."

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If he tightens his belt, will he strangle himself?

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 week ago

Pants pulled up high enough to cover the line of the adult diaper tapes.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

Now he just looks like everyone's racist great-uncle.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago

He does want to build a wall, perhaps he is trying to fulfill his destiny

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta have his name on his shirt just in case he forgets it.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 14 points 1 week ago

Potato ass looking mf

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[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

He looks like a really old lady.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

He looks like one of his supporters

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Out of drag lmao

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the actual fuck, dude is beyond unhealthy

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yet people 20+ years younger than him are dying of cancer.

Grant fucking Imahara from Mythbusters died from an undiagnosed and shock aneurysm at 49. Someone who was an actual genius and had a lot to still give to the world

What

The

Fuck

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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 19 points 1 week ago

He's had it up to his tits with these communist democrats.

[–] Dropper_Post@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nice pants, why you wear them up to your tits?

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Wait. Is that actually Trump? Not a look-a-like?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this what the kids these days call "rizz?"

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