Oh shit, he is finally over the belly with the belt. The next level of large. Chris Christie level of large with the tuck in the pants. The belts no longer see waist.

[–] ghostlychonk@lemm.ee 13 points 5 hours ago

Reminds me of these guys.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Lol, nice pants, do they sell ones that don't go all the way up to your tits?

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

too damn high

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I have not seen a better representation of lucidity in a clinically brain-dead organism in my entire life, and I’ve known several orange cats.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago

Replace that Portrait in Colorado he hates so much with this photo.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

egg

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 hours ago

Looks like a sad old man that should be living it up playing golf in Florida for his final days..... wait a second...

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Overweight butch lesbian gym teacher

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 minutes ago

Let's not insult lesbians like that. Lesbians actually know how to fix things.

[–] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Could be worse - could be a tan suit.

[–] fake_meows@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I laughed so hard I spilled my mustard.

[–] ProfessorPeregrine@reddthat.com 4 points 5 hours ago

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 8 hours ago

That should be his statue that they should make 100 feet tall out of poured concrete

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I haven't worn my pants that close to my boobs since the 90s.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 7 hours ago

No one can afford that much inseam in this economy

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

I haven't worn pants that close to my elbows

[–] Talaraine@fedia.io 4 points 7 hours ago

Imagine if his White House portrait looked like THAT

[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Mans dressed like a long Danny devito

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Let’s see Ben Garrison draw this lol

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

I don't know how he draws all his comics with one hand all the time. Seems like you'd need 2 to hold the paper

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 hours ago

Sneak peek of Disney's next live action "How Humpty Dumpty got his groove back."

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 10 points 7 hours ago

Damn. Bro really does have tiny hands.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Seeing what he looks like without his hair done was a bigger reason I wanted to see him go to jail than it should have been.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago

That is a STRONG YOUNG JENIUS BISNISSMAN if I've ever SEEN One!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 7 hours ago

His pants are pulled up so freaking high. That belt line is definitely above his belly button.