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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

It’s officially April 12th 12:10 am as I post this…

[–] paintcup@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this an actual episode?

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Looks like AI to me

[–] glebyglobster@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And let that snake, Vance, take over?

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I think there'd be a power vacuum that could disrupt the current trajectory.

[–] crozilla@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Agreed, no one in the GOP has the cult of personality thing like Drumpf. The remaining grifters will attack each other in their quest for power like a Humboldt squid feeding frenzy (Google that if you’ve been sleeping too peacefully lately.)

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

Vance would probably be instantly impeached over everything Trump has gotten away with so far.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 days ago

I read this and all I can picture is Zapp Brannigan charting a course around black holes and through comet fields...

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Vance doesn't have the support of the personality cult. He can't hold MAGA together. The whole thing will splinter.

Na. Dude made a deal with the Devil or some shit.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

you know this is all bullshit but how much you wanna bet if it reaches felon 47 he will hole up in bunker somewhere.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Two more days is just about as much of this shit as I can take.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 284 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Yes, this is a shitpost community, but I still feel obligated to make sure folks know this isn't real.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, it's not, but the article you linked is about a different fake image.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But the title of the article is "Did 'The Simpsons' Predict President Trump's Death". And it's rated "false". If The Simpsons did predict his death, just not as indicated by the specific image mentioned in the article, surely that would be mentioned and the overall rating would be something like "mixture" rather than "false".

I suppose unless The Simpsons predicted his death in an episode released after that Snopes article was written. In which case, fair point.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah, and it was written in 2017. This is clearly an AI image created much later than that.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So many fake Simpsons Trump "Predictions" I see them literally everywhere. It's so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate ... prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.

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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Aside from the fact that this is entirely fake- I’ll say…

If only.

[–] AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (23 children)

I'll say, it wouldn't fix anything. Vance is way more psychotic and calculated. He's actually waaaay more dangerous than Trump.

Vance combines the philosophy of a Nazi legal theory loving ivy league elite like Adrian Vermeule, with Curtis Yarvin, and Peter Theil. In a lot of ways I think Trump buffoonery keeps people distracted from a lot of their evil shit, but I also honestly feel like Trump's ego demanding he always be the focus of attention, is acting as a chaotic buffer to keep their plans from working out as smoothly as they would like. I think Musk was even probably more of a distraction than we realized, and the only reason he's becoming less involved is because Kratsios is able to do just as much awful shit that nobody wants but look normal by comparison to the chainsaw wielding maniac that was proudly getting like 7 hours of sleep a week. I'm honestly not sure if Theil set him up once again like he did with PayPal. Or did Musk know he was just the face that would take the blame for holding the country hostage while robbing us of money that will now be sunk into an absurd number of AI projects with Thiel's protege at the helm as Science Advisor?

I wish we could just get the entire dishonest administration removed from office, but we can't even get most members of the House and Senate to acknowledge they're actively trying to destroy the United States because they seriously believe their loyalty will be rewarded. Bc the fuckers that plan to replace everything with shitty AI would definitely never be able to replace them.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago (11 children)

He can't die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

All the more reason that the protest on April 19th is the most important one yet. It may be our last chance to have one safely.

protest

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don’t get our hopes up. Everyone knows this man is a cockroach

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

American cockroaches live two terms on average. Years. Not terms. I don't know why I said that.

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