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And that’s basically it!
Get 10k now!!
And all it will cost you is Healthcare, Education, Employee rights and self autonomy!!
What are you waiting for, don't miss out on this one time offer to get 10k!!
They'll either kill them, force them onto reservations or kick them off the island.
And, since Trump is involved, the promised $10k might never get paid.
Yeah Giuliani could probably use some of the money Trump owes him so he can pay his own legal fees.
Trail of Tears 2 Electric Boogaloo
Or just pollute the hell out of their towns by building strip mines.
Yeah. As an Aussie, I can't tell you how awesome free/cheap healthcare is
Don't forget Trump also wanted to get rid of generic medicine here in Australia, so it was also cost cheap medicine too
Then we can expel them as immigrants since they were Danish citizens.
10k*
*minus dealer prep, handling fees, transaction fees, documentation fees, implementation fees, conveyance and escrow fees, and miscellaneous charges and fees.
But then all of the people in Greenland won’t work! Remember when the United States gave us all in the midst of the COVID pandemic and none of us returned to our jobs and now all live on yachts? This would be even worse!
How about giving that to everybody who voted against you, for having to put up with four more years of your shit?
How about if everyone gives $1,000 and we pay him and Vance to resign.
😂😂😂😂 oh really, is he asking Musk to.pay cause I know he wont
Bold of you to assume USD is worth anything
It would take a lot more than $10,000 to go from benevolent rule by Denmark to being dogs for Trump.
He’s reading the intelligence of the people in Greenland. Thankfully they are not dumb
Enough to barely cover your first ambulance ride.
which you'll eventually need because you'll stop going to the doctor for anything less that being literally seconds away from death.
Ohh, a promise from trump, the king of lies who famously never pays anyone.
It seems as though they can't understand why anyone wouldn't want to be American, which is kinda nutty.
Oh, they know this is junk. It's just noise to split focus away from what they're really doing.
Fun fact denmark already sends more money than that so by accepting this deal they not only would they become american but also loose gdp. No matter how you look at it its a lose lose for greenland lol
God this guy isn't gonna stop slobbing Putin's knob is he?
Just chill, Donnie. The markets can smell your fear.
It's hard not to smell those soiled Depends.
I’m so sick of all his shit.
All other idiocy aside, this number is just so fucking offensive. 10k, really? That's it?
Someone in a cross post said: a million dollars would be insulting. Ten k is beyond insulting