Here Lemmy, have a peanut butter M&M
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I want this in my life so badly ๐ฎโ๐จ
You could just buy peanut m&ms
That's not the same, and you know it
Dear diary,
Do people think I don't know I'm joking? It's one of life's hidden mysteries to me, like the Fermi paradox or what the Reese's panties are there for, or why I like it so much. Why don't more candies dress up for the occasion?
I knew you were joking. What I said is technically true, but it's also a funny response to what you said
Tell me more about Reese's panties...
This is probably a me thing, but if I were to catch on to someone doing this I might start wondering at some hidden intent behind everything they do
Next thing you know they're hiding deworming pills in your treats. ๐
Sweet, now I can continue eating rare pork without worrying!
This. ^
Most of the time, you can't tell the persons intentions from that position. I hope for the guy's sake the woman is genuine about helping him. Though her method is fucked.
Even if the intent is good it is still manipulation without consent.
I mean, it doesn't say that she forces him to eat it from her hand or anything.
The biggest thing for me is that she's eroding his emotional sovereignty. She's taking covert actions to modulate and decide his mood for him.
Sometimes, when I'm feeling down, I just want to feel that and get through on my own. But she's deciding which of his moods isn't appropriate and is changing his behaviour. If this were out in the open, he would be able to accept or refuse her attempts to cheer him up or divert him. But he (presumably) doesn't even know it's happening. That's not cool.
It sounds fine because it's worded like she's helping him but she's still taking away his autonomy. Just bring it out in the open: "hey, I've noticed, when you're sad or stressed, peanut M&Ms cheer you up. Would you like me to keep some on-hand?" With that, you've alerted them to behaviours about themself and got their consent to "help" them.
If that's the timbre of their interactions, I've got no qualms. But setting the context as "I train abused dogs" brings the mental image to one step above "hiding medicine in a dog treat."
I appreciate your comment.
I've actually talked to my fiance about things like this, because I noticed that I was 'handling' him, and I felt like it was demeaning to him. Luckily for me, he considered what I said and informed me that he likes that.
Consent makes the difference!
Probably helps that I'm used to disturbed and abused humans, too...
Yeah, that's perfect! You asked and he said okay. You treated him like an adult and an equal and are now actively helping him, instead of deciding for him how he should grow/change.
As Iggy Pop said, now I wanna be your dog.
-Listens to what he means when he is speaking -Pays attention to his nonverbal cues about his emotional state -Respects his boundaries and only assists him in expanding them, not demanding he do so -Rewards him for engaging in new healthy behaviours that he finds uncomfortable
Fellas, is it being an asshole for checks notes engaging with your partner?
Yeah, this person isn't disrespectfully treating a human as they would a dog, they're just respectfully treating dogs as they would a human.
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A man can only dream of having a girl who's so attentive and understanding. She'd make a good mom.
Most of us are so utterly self-consumed.
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The way she contextualises it is a bit odd, but the actual thing isn't that bad. It's just accommodating him, being aware of his particulars, and helping him over his issues. The gift of a single M&M is unusual, but giving your partner something nice isn't strange. People do similar things all the time in relationships, it's just not thought of as training.
Biggest issue is her framing it that way, because people might either get the wrong idea, or give the wrong idea. Saying she's training him like a dog gives the idea of a lead, like with an actual dog.
Yeah, I've seen a lot of people react like the treats are indignifying, as if positive and negative reinforcement only happen in a lab or something.
Yeah, the single m&m is a little weird but how is it really different than seeing someone in a bag mood and telling them a joke or something to lift their spirits?
People wouldn't blink twice if you'd brought your partner some chocolate, or lunch because they were having a bad day.
Pretty sure it's the lack of consent of the intent that is undignified. Just like many woman prefer to not have their date pay for their meal because it sets the implication that they have to pay via other ways and they didn't consent to this.
Okay, I asked somebody else, maybe you can help.
Consent to what? What is he supposed to be consenting to? That she thinks thoughts in her head? M&M's are not actually magic, he does not have to be any happier if he doesn't want to.
Like, let's look at another act of subtle coercion: the advertising industry. An ad agency's entire job is to either directly or indirectly prime and condition you into believing certain things about whatever it is they're selling.
Maybe they want you to believe it's a good product. Maybe they want you to believe that Apple is "clean" and "cool" and "for creatives." Maybe they want you to believe that protesters are crazed lunatics throwing firebombs and flipping cars all the time.
And, while this is deliberate manipulation, I've never heard anybody talk about how they didn't consent to it. If a salesman is trying to coerce you into something, your consent is the contract you sign.
And likewise, I don't see how this guy isn't consenting to M&M's making him happier when they either did or did not do that in the first place.
Honestly if we treated each other as well as we treated dogs we'd already be in paradise.
How close would that be to slavery?
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If it barks like a dog...
That's all fine, it's when she gets naked on the bed with a jar of peanut butter and a spatula that things start getting weird
Don't threaten me with a good time...
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People forget that humans are just animals (that can sometimes reason and talk). I still stand that dog training guides make better parenting books than many parenting books. At least up till around 3 years old.
The extension of this to adults is more challenging. Intent matters. This could be used abusively VERY easily. That is not happening here, however. With great power, comes great responsibility.
It's also worth noting that, if you use this, plan out how you will explain it later. A panicked, "oh shit, (s)he caught on!" will look bad, no matter what. A calm, thoughtful, positive explanation, delivered with confidence will likely get a lot more acceptance.
A: "Ok, what's with the M&Ms?"
B: "You've noticed then. :)"
A: "..."
B: "I noticed chocolate made you happy. I also noticed you were trying to overcome some negative habits. I decided to help. Whenever you put effort in, I rewarded it with a bit of chocolate. It makes you happy, and helps you lock a good habit in better."
A: "... You've been conditioning me?!?"
B: "Yes, don't you like the improvement?"
A "... yes, but I'm not sure I should..."
B: "M&M?"
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Someone who always has a snack for me if I'm feeling down?? Sign me the fuck up!
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Me, reading title: "WTF?!? That's messed up!"
Me, after reading the post: "I'm so fucking jealous."
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