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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago

Conservatism is, as always, a complete failure of empathy, a lack of ability to recognise that if you don’t care about other people and you choose to put people who also don’t care about other people in charge, the people in charge simply and absolutely don’t care about you or your friends or your family.

Conservatives don’t understand that “them” and “us” are actually all just us.

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 12 hours ago

All I ever want to say to these people is: YOU DUMB FUCK. YOU STUPID GODDAMN FUCK. YOU SCREWED US ALL WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 17 points 12 hours ago

And he will never ever actually try to find or figure out the answer to his own question, just wait to be told what to think

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago

omg I want that as a bumper sticker so bad

[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Democracy cannot survive an electorate that is this fucking stupid.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Probably why it's not

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 37 points 16 hours ago

Literally everyone warned you. Everyone.

But you wanted to "own the libs" so those leopards you let brainwash and manipulate you are now feasting on faces.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 12 hours ago

Small government enjoyer just got owned

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 32 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

No more DEI, no more LGBTQ. You losing your business was totally worth it right? Thats what you voted for.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I don't know, "Steffi" sounds like a very DEI name if you ask me /s

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 32 points 18 hours ago

i love this comm but its sad that most of these people will probably do mental gymnastics to stay a far right nazi.

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 151 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yea fuck this man sideways.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 22 points 18 hours ago

I didn't vote for this

Didn't you know what you were voting for?

Yes.

Well, he's a liar, an idiot, or both. I'm going with both.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 92 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

These idiots really don't understand how it works, do they? "trans the kids"

nobody was transing the kids, idiot Austin. That's not how anything worked.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 18 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Honestly the best response to that kind of thing is just "lol based" completely short-circuits them

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

"Easy there snowflake. Did you forget to take your testosterone booster today? You out here crying like a pussy ass lib."

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[–] Laser@feddit.org 60 points 23 hours ago

Haha what a sad hateful bitter fuck. May he find out more

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 48 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Oh no Trump took away my buisness with his economic policies. At least I can rest easy knowing that we're legislating child genitals

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 19 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

They have to. Their world view is so fragile that accepting they're wrong about even the smallest thing risks shattering the whole.

[–] lilsolar@sh.itjust.works 7 points 16 hours ago

Hey the important thing is that there isn't a trans kid playing soccer!

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

These are like Herman Cain awards and I'm as here for it as I was for those.

[–] aturtlesdream@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I loved that sub so much, morbid sure, but it felt like a little bit of well-deserved karma!

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't Herman Cain awardees die of their poor choices?

[–] melisdrawing@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I mean... that's what happened to Hermain Cain, so... yes?

[–] BMW_stick@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

Aww, thoughts and prayers...idiot.

[–] xzot746@sh.itjust.works 37 points 21 hours ago

I actually really like seeing these.

You dumbs fucks did this to yourselves, the unfortunate part is that they were not smart enough to understand what was really happening and what was going to happen.

The unfortunate part is all the misery they will cause for the good people (and I don't mean one political party or another).

The enshittification of the world (which has been happening for a while) is picking up speed because of these dumb fucks.

[–] reattach@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago

Notice that they voted for "Trump" but that it's "government" that damaged their business. Curious.

[–] plz1@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

paying the taxes

LMAO, swing and a miss...

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 192 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"I didn't vote for this"

Yes... you literally did vote for this.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 1 day ago (3 children)

it'll never cease to be hilariously ironic that conservatives love to call others naïve, as they themselves fail to realize that people will tell blatant lies in order to get votes

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[–] Saryn@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is not a battle between good and evil.

This a battle between stupid and evil. And stupid is scoring home run after home run!

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I like the sentiment but... Who's evil and who's stupid?

Trump is definitely evil and his voters evil and stupid, but I'm not sure his stupid voters are winning IE OP

I don't know... I feel like sane people are losing because our system gives shit hole states as much power as California

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 33 points 22 hours ago
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The de minimus exemption was never meant to be used as a loophole by any business, big or small. He's basically admitting tax fraud. "I bought lots of sub $800 orders to avoid paying taxes and it's the only thing that kept me profitable!"

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[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 80 points 1 day ago
[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 36 points 23 hours ago

People like this are dumb as fuck and deserve their misfortune.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Austin Wade Petersen (born February 19, 1981) is an American writer, political activistcommentator, and broadcaster. He is the host of the Wake Up America show daily newscast. He was the runner-up for the Libertarian Party's nomination for President of the United States in 2016,[1] finishing second place to Gary Johnson with 21.9% of the vote.[2][3]

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Libertarian

Vote for Trump

Hmmmmmmm

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

All Libertarians are just republiQans who don’t want to take responsibility for republiQans.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

I used to identify as "libertarian" but it was obvious that the party itself was in no way, shape or form ideologically libertarian. They were neolibs at best, and alt-right, goosestepping fascists at worst. I no longer use the term to describe me or my ideology because it's been completely co-opted by the right.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Mostly, yeah. I identify as left libertarian, in that I'm generally opposed to all forms of coercion, including economic coercion, and there are dozens of us all over the country. We're far, far outnumbered by the right libertarians and the embarrassed republicans that have successfully hijacked the party. For example, the LPUSA used to have an official policy plank supporting the right to abortion; that got shitcanned after 2020 in an attempt to try and court republicans. It's a damn shame, too, because their party mascot, the porcupine, is pretty fucking sick.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 104 points 1 day ago (6 children)

people picked wealth over human rights and healthcare. now they get neither

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[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Well he can get an exemption if he pays a $10 million consulting fee to Ballard Partners. I assume he's okay with that, because that's what he voted for.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well it's safe to say someone got owned

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[–] sfled@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago

Note to self: Face-eating leopards nearly always arrive hungry.

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