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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 47 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I got banned from Six Flags once when I was a kid

I was on that ride that shoots straight up and hangs for a moment before dropping

I wanted to get a picture of the view at the top, but but when I pulled the disposable camera out of my pocket some change fell out and it nearly hit the crowd below

When getting off the ride the young guy running the ride rolled his eyes and gave me a speech he was clearly forced to memorize, banning me from the park.

I felt bad about what had happened, and I just walked away to find my parents.

He didn't take my name or picture. No one ever came to escort me from the park, so I guess I was never actually banned.

Just made me think I was.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

A ritual excommunication? I wish we had a transcript. Were you abjured?

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ooooh, bummer. Good story though. At Six Flags Fiesta Texas, this ride is called “Dungeon Drop”.

[–] yeehawboy@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It’s called Mr. Freeze in six flags over texas (Dallas)

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I see! So they moved the Batman rides, huh? Nice

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I can't ride the Batman roller coaster anymore 😞

My torso is too long, my shoulders get pinched when lowering the restraints into position

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 30 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Reddit. Because, you know, write messages...

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 10 points 13 hours ago

🫡 That’s a badge of honor, right there.

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One Irish Pub (popular chain here in France/Europe) in Avignon cause I puked all over the counter. Although I assume they've forgotten cause it was about 10 years ago... but I also haven't drank in about 5 years so it's not like I care, lol.

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

Various Wetherspoons in England, because I hated queuing for the girls loo, so I'd just run into the men's. Apparently they don't like when you do that.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 12 points 13 hours ago

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

She is banned from multiple restrooms...

I need to meet some British women

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Toilet policing is a bizarre British cultural ritual I honestly doubt I'll ever understand, but it's the sort of quirk that's probably to be expected from that sort of backwards little shithole country.

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[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Huh. I've never seen that before. Men don't mind.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

I've taken so many girls to the gents for a wee at big events. I do like spoons though. Something about it's trashiness appeals.

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[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago

Bold of you to assume that I go to fun places to begin with.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 13 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Go karts in Corpus Christi. I like ramming little kids into the walls

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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Username checks out.

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 16 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Reddit and Facebook. I tend to make enemies with Nazi’s. And those two websites are protecting them.

[–] Proles_Uprising_Now@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

And they hate our Saint Luigi Mangioni

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I took part in getting my family kicked out of a Barnes & Noble once. My brothets and I ran around without our shirts on and were yelling. We were caught by staff and they found our parents and told us to leave. Our parents were in a business meeting and were not happy about it.

Dang! What were you even reading?! lol

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Banned for life from the street runoff sewer system in a relatively small city.

A good place to sleep. I’m sorry they did you like that.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I've been banned from Ravelry for many years and I have no idea why. They used to not message people when they got moderated, so I haven't got a clue 🤷.

I like that up, and it’s a community for… crochet? Like yarn?

did you piss off a sheep?

[–] x00z@lemmy.world -1 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

My fake name got written up because I entered a protected nature park. I leave nature as I find it so I considered the "Not allowed to enter" sign authoritarian bullshit. When some guy caught us we gave fake names and he said we would get in trouble if we came back.

Lmfao. My house is next to a nature preserve, and I can’t say I haven’t thought about walking into the woods to take some better pictures.

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com -2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Nottheonion, because someone didn't like that I dead named Bruce Jenner for being a scum bag

… … Caitlyn Jenner? I know she had a hit and run scandal, and her daughters are a plague on humanity. I can’t imagine carving out space in my mind to villainize her, though.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nope, as far as I know, I am not banned anywhere

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Better not slip up!! 😒👈 I’m watchin you. Lol jk

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Great pictures! You’re well traveled…

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

Thank you, I have travelled a bit, though most was before I got into photography

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Mod notice: we're serious though.

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