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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 210 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 150 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 weeks ago

moving to New York

Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 140 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

So, the opposite of 'draining the swamp'?

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[–] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 59 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I only like being beaten and humiliated by unmasked women.

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 29 points 2 weeks ago

That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

No no no, you see the the issue they have is that a woman is holding the whip. We only want to be oppressed in patriarchal chattel slavery societies, the way the God of Abraham intended!

[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

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[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago

Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This has to be a joke...right?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately right wing people posting obvious femdom art as political propaganda is a time honored American tradition. Sometimes it seems self aware, others you're just praying they're playing a joke straight

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

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[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago

What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

Umm... Where do I sign up?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Are they seriously passing this around right wing sites?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh....a friend..

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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

Is Zohran's wife way cooler than we thought? It looks like it has the girls from those cool clubs in movies that I have yet to find in real life.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Brb, moving to New York.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

It really depends on the kind of music being played...

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

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[–] stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

These "people" have a lot of imagination.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago

I don't want this future!

...I want her to keep me on a leash instead. It's- it's totally different!

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, this isnt a fantasy ive ever had before, but im open to trying new things. Its better than the ones benefitting being rich old men

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