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[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.

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[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

takes notes

So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches

[–] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?

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[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

[–] ___@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Eat it, you'll have a calznone

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!

[–] noride@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

And a curse by Nonna.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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[–] potoo22@programming.dev 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 1 week ago

Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Depends on how you orient the pizzas

[–] RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Stuffed pizza, loaded calzone, club flatbread... all valid

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One of the major chains sold these as "pizzones," because it's a calzone with a pizza on top. I knew them from a local place as a "smothered calzone."

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"Lasagnagna"

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

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[–] Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

That's just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on how you stack them if it's base to face then yeah, that's just 2 pizzas, but it's its face to face then that's just a round pizza sandwich.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if you put a beef patty in between, you have a burger.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then we dip it in a egg wash, bread it and deep fry it.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Now you have heart disease!

[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 1 week ago

Life is unfair :3

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

You have two pizze

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Cause lassagna is just stacks

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.

[–] Crandlecan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago
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