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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 106 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

It's a good thing that little black line protected me from seeing the word "fucking" on the internet.

Wait a minute... FUCK! 🤪

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but not in that format ☝️☝️☝️ let’s take down some of those hilights, bring up the gamma, give it a nice re-hue. ah. much better

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

hehe you’re right this is the internet they communicate differently here

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You had a swear word on the image. Don't worry, I censored it for you 😘

1000029003

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[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

thank fuck for the little black line censoring the word fuck

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

You're just out here doing the work of that one guy who uncensors stuff?

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[–] cm0002@piefed.world 66 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I may have found ways to make computers not work but in the process I usually find ways to make them work again. Its a cycle

Computer works -> I get bored -> I mess around -> it no longer works -> I fix it -> repeat

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

In the words of Tommy Edison, "I have not failed, I have simply found 1000 ways to make a computer not work."

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[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do like the hentai style 1px censor bar on this one

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[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

You can't say fuck on the internet.

Just look at the meme, even that daren't say fucking!!
Censor your comment at once or I'll cunting cry tears of blood!

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 31 points 2 weeks ago

Gasp! Is that a naughty word!? My delicate sensibilities!

Anyways, i probably have an AI data center's worth of tech lying around my house because of one project or another. Some broken, some old, some saved from the trash, some held together with load bearing thermal paste... You know, a perfectly normal setup.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I spent hours today trying to figure out why my computer wouldn't boot, an update had changed my boot configuration to raid mode.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 weeks ago

my stomach churned reading this

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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am of the opinion that it takes intelligence to be stupid. I had a friend in high school who had some undiagnosed cognitive difficulty that made him a bit slow overall. He struggled in school and was always failing one of his classes because he just couldn't learn fast enough. However, his common sense was better than anyone else's that I've ever met, and he was my most reliable friend. Sure, he didnt make many smart decisions, but he’s never made a really boneheaded decision as far as I know. I got in the habit of running my ideas past him:

Me: "I'm thinking of doing [insert absolutely insane idea]. It should be cool."

Him: "That doesn’t seem safe, and it's also illegal."

Me: "Huh. You're right. I won't do that, then."

I can credit my survival to adulthood to this guy. He may not able able to tell you what day of the week it is while standing in front of a calendar, but he was the least stupid man I have ever met.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

aww oddly wholesome i hope ur friend is doing okay

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Last time i spoke with him almost a decade ago. He was working in the Walmart stockroom and may have single-handedly changed their dress code policy. At the time, Walmart required all employees to either wear khaki pants or a skirt. Since he was in the stockroom khaki pants would cause his enchanted forest to become unpleasantly swampy. So, he started wearing a skirt to address the problem. This worked, and he got the other guys to follow his lead since it was an obvious and effective solution to their problem.

Management was pissed, but couldn't penalize them for not following the dress code. This was about a year or so before Walmart began allowing their employees to wear shorts.

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 26 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

That is why we need many computers, at least one's gotta work

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[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 25 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

it's true, 100% of the stuff I learn is in service of making a 10-year-old GeForce 980 run increasingly unstable, modded, and unholy builds of games. it's not a matter of will it BSOD, just a matter of when do I not want it to BSOD

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Downvoted for self censorship

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Being Very Computer means I can operate a computer that doesn't work.

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[–] morto@piefed.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's true. Source: I am Very Computer.

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[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

“Hmm, I think I want to try KDE plasma”

rm rf gnome

“Oh wait, crap, I probably should have started with setting up the new desktop first…”

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

rm rf gnome

ooh what package manager is this? /s

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Regular people would consider me Extremely Computer, but compared to many of the people here I feel Barely Computer for not knowing the difference between /bin and /sbin.

[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You fool! /bin and /sbin have already been replaced by /usr/bin and /usr/sbin! What an buffonish mistake!

Truly the solution is NixOS, we must all embrace the loving embrace of /nix/store.

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

People who are "very computer" tend to combine stuff that doesn't have a guarantee to work.

Like a desktop Frankensteined together from multiple different computers into one working monster.

Those things have whole new problems of their own.

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

~~I don't want to offend anybody with the badly wordings so please do not read this. And I will strike through so it's completely unreadable in case you get any ideas.~~

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

I became very computer because my computer's were all so shit and broken in weird ways and I was too poor to pay anyone to fix them, and even if I did they didn't know.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Okay so there's a better one but this xkcd fits well enough.

I have not bought a new computer in so long, i keep them together with literal duct tape and blocks of wood and poorly hacked together software workarounds.

I'm doing things you wouldnt even think of. But implementation was imperfect. Some things like "playing audio" and "sending emails" are slightly complicated, require adjusting some stuff in systemctl (then back when im done)

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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is also very true for somewhat similar reasons with car mechanics.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am very computer.

I decided I didn't want to deal with it anymore and picked up a used Dell precision system with a pair of Xeon processors and put 64 G of RAM in it, with an 8x SSD raid array.

If anything fails I can completely fucking ignore it and my system continues to fucking work.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Wont it completely stop booting if just one of the RAM sticks dies?

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[–] Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Also, a willingness / knowledge to ‘work around’ the problem

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

me and my cpu heating spacebar

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[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

cries in NixOS

once it works, it works forever, but it's really hard getting it to work.

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