Insulin.
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Pregnant women. Because they're hot and their milk supply is easy to induce.
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Gin, I don't plan on surviving in an apocalypse
You should've said pancakes because then username would check out
Gin is correct, because there's no such thing as too many pancakes.
Fully-stocked cruise ships.
You guys were smart to say water, first thing I thought of when I read the question though was peanut butter.
Paracord. You can weave it into just about anything. Can probably also weave a water filter.
Nanobots!
A machine that allows me to travel across space-time so I can just nope-out of the universe amd find a new one in a timelime where the apocalypse didn't happen.
AA-batteries
Heroin. Either build an army of addicts who're completely loyal to me or I can just off myself depending on how things are going.
Ongoing? Fresh clean salad 🥗. This assumes I can scrounge/ kill/ for other kinds of food. It implies there's a source somewhere, so perhaps I could trace it, for water and arable land. It contains clean water, and while lettuces are not a super food they have C which I can't store and K which is good for cuts. And if necessary I could wipe my ass with a leaf of it .
Post-apocalyptic enough for that item not to be 7.62x51?
Lighter is a good choice, but I'm thinking toilet paper rolls for bartering.
a thermos of fruit smoothies that is forever cold and will not run out. This kinda work with all kind of apocalypse because foods and drinks is the number 1 thing that would hard to come by, and smoothie is both food and water.
Fully loaded guns. Watermelons (provides nutrition and water) are also a good candidate.
can I get them all in one lump sum or do I have to use them up before getting another?
Fuel cans probably.
A packet of Timtams.
Something like Soylent. You can live off of it for a very, very long time. Enough time to get your garden growing.
I choose an unlimited supply of cell-phone minutes so I can say "told you so" to all the apocalypses deniers.