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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I saw a guy once with no gap between his beard and his chest hair.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was probably no gap from head to finger or toe.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That might’ve just been Bigfoot.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 14 points 2 weeks ago

I'm reasonably sure they call themselves "bears".

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

"You probably think that with my beard, I'm probably really hairy all over... nope. Completely shaved."

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's me!

More than that, there is no gap between the hair on my head and the hair on my feet.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your sweater looks warm ... did you mom make that?

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 36 points 2 weeks ago

Now they can follow their dream of hand modelling.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Surgery prep?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

To pass off the arm hair as a shirt

Could also be weird body hair patterns

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

You can see the hand hair growing back in

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had a suite-mate in college that basically had to do this with his neck. His facial hair just kept going all the way down his neck and connected to his thick chest hair. He just picked a line when shaving and stopped.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 18 points 2 weeks ago

Needed to learn how to do a sick fade.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

itches hands sympathetically

[–] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

This image sounds like the DK Rap

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Happy to see the transplant went well. Do all the fingers work?

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Iirc wasn't this the guy who posted to reddit like "I shaved my hands and it was a mistake what do I do"?

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Idk why but this is hilarious to me 😆

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Me when my keys tumbled out of my breast pocket into a fire I was poking and I instinctively snatched them back out.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nice sweater

[–] CaptainAmeristan@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Monchhichi!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

hand surgery prep?

[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is me but with tan lines instead lol, from biker gloves.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why stop there? Keep going!

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If he fists a woman it would look like a martini glass

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is there a brand new sentence community here?

[–] the_citizen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Evolution worked so hard there.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

That looks like a warm shirt