~If~ ~you~ car ~Would~ ~you~ what
~were~ ~in~ ~a~ car ~know~ what
accident to do?
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2025
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You wouldn't car a download
🏴☠️ like hell I wouldn't
I'm pretty sure that I've downloaded more cars for GTA 4 and Cyberpunk 2077 than I've physically been in 🤷
I only make happy little accidents
Uh... Piss pants?
Unplanned pregnancy?
You win. That's a way better accident to have in a car.
It's also a fun story to tell the child.
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Thanks!
That's the comm I was initially going to post to, but I couldn't recall the name...subscribed!
and x-posted.
Hmmm, I choose piss myself!
No. I'm very indecisive about my accidents.
Sometimes you know.
If you car.
I'd do the no-accident-kind. Duh!
So… fraud? I like that in a person.
I wouldn't exactly state this as my main intention, but...if it would happen. As a by-product. Well
Mkay, Mr Trump.
Car what accident to do?
But who was phone?!
carphone
If you got a job as a graphic designer would you know what to do?
If you got a job as a would you know what graphic designer to do?
"Uh, no. I guess not."
It's rude to call people accidents, even if it's often true. :)
If I knew then it'd be on purpose
yup I've always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I'm much less of a liability than others. i think.
unless you're the bus driver
Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they're similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I'd do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it's not as straight as you had always assumed.
What accident to do, haha. Definitely read it the wrong way at first.
I can tell you from experience.
The other guy gets out and tries to claim it was the car mats fault. Meanwhile I have to try and work out which dent if any in his old banger is the new one. Meanwhile his BMW needs a new front grill which will probably cost more than my car's worth.
Everyone agrees not to involve the insurance companies, me because I'm about 95% confident he hasn't actually damaged my car in any way, and him because it was 100% his fault.
And yeah I did get whiplash from that crash, but I didn't sue anyone because it went away after about 4 days.
I don’t remember the name but I thought there was a community dedicated to this
Depends on points and multiplier.
Why are there two "piss myself" and one "shit myself" comments...?
trauma.
Shit myself
maybe it’s written to be read when you have a brain injury
Accidentally antifa?