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[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 2 days ago

If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.

[–] CannedCairn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Fixation fries

[–] dis_da_mor@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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Shaky Stromboli

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Manic banana!

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Suicidal Thinking Popcorn

(shit, this sounds like a object show character)

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] VicVinegar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Paranoia Beans!

[–] mrmule@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Forgetful Sushi

[–] JayJLeas@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Hypervigilance carbonara

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Schizophrenic-orange chicken.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Later tater!

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 20 points 3 days ago

autistic potato

bit on the gnose

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sleepy tuna

[–] Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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Anxious instant noodle

[–] Clmarcho@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Dare I ask if you consumed the banana orally?

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Anhedonia roast pork

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nice try, NSA. You're never getting my dick pics

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Anhedonic Sandwich

Named for the one I experienced while eating said sandwich 🥲

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Distraction Cabbage.

That's honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Executive Dysfunction Haddock

[–] Fourth@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

'ole depression beans. what an animal.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Emotional dysregulation kebab

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Distraction Cheese

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hallucinating tacos? Damn, I was hoping they were real.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Large penis anxiety your mom

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 13 points 3 days ago

executive dysfunction apple pie

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Procrastination meatball

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anti-social asshole yogurt

[–] 7isanoddnumber@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You really shouldn’t eat asshole yogurt, it’s not hygienic

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[–] BobWehadababyitsaboy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Anal club + sandwich

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

What kind of symptom is that?

[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Sadness enchilada

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