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I noticed there isn't a hot sauce udder. I wonder why that is?
Germans posses a deep rooted fear of spicy foods. The parprike being as bold as they like to get.
There is literally a bottle of cock sauce right there in the picture.
Hell yeah! Deutschland!
You can often find these at certain stalls in your local seasonal German/Bavarian Christmas market/villages.
Usually ones that sell hamhocks
Frankfurt takes their Frankfurters seriously.
If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.
Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.
I sure hope we get to that level of body modification in my lifetime. Imagine you unzip their pants with your teeth, only to be met by a monster, which makes you ecstatic enough, and then (!!!) you get to taste some delicious flavor of milkshake at the finish line.
ENJOY MY TRIPLE MINT HERBAL TEA I RAN OUT OF OOLONG SORRY
You'd better have the matcha next time, or else!
i can't stock that until we're out of mate, mate.
LOL! We you the one who wrote the brilliant review of Arby's steak bites?
I share your passion, but for the red sauce instead. Only reason I go to that place.
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I'm fine with the condiment udders, but these fools made the containers of mustard and mayo the same color. Madness!
At least they're labelled.
McDonald's just colour code their condiments, which is great unless you're colorblind in which case they're indistinguishable.
Its all fun and games untill someone invents...
... the condiment cloaca.
ooo we should contact the Melbourne Museum and get an expert to help us design it.
Hah!
I imagine a practical version would basically be 2 or 3 or 4 of those kinds of squeeze bottles that are connected via a joining nozzle, and then basically one uh 'nipple tube' after that.
Something like this shape, though this specifically is for 3d printers... presumably you could join together like chemistry lab tubing in something like this shape, with the right expoy?
i mean just motorize the valves and we could extrude whatever we wanted
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Even better version.
Maybe for you. Something about giant bottles overhead does something exciting for me.
Holy shit, $2350???
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Why don’t bakers refer to their piping bags as frosting udder?
You don't?
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It looks like they put condoms on the end of condiment bottles
Condoments was right there!
I failed so you could succeed
I've seen the condiment udders in the U.S.
It was at Knoebels Amusement Resort in Pennsylvania.
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Dirty Human hands will be yanking on my mayonnaise tube until a white sauce comes out that they stick in their mouths and masticate with...
That is all I'll say...
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Where did that poster grow up never having seen those before?
I've never seen these in my life, I live in France.
I live in Europe and I've never seen these in my life.
I live in Europe and I've seen them in almost every hot dog shop ("korvkiosk" in Swedish) I'v been to.
Sure, but my point is that Europe isn't a monolith, just because people didn't see that before doesn't mean they're Americans.
I live in Australia, but have travelled a bit. First time I saw these was at an Oktoberfest event in the UK a year or so ago. I asked where the sauce was and the server pointed at the “udders”. Having never seen anything like it before I just looked right past them, not expecting the sauce bottles to be hanging from the ceiling.
But now I’ve seen them, I love it!
Haven't seen these in Aus either. I wanna grab it tho
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I just saw these for the first time at my state fair. They did indeed attach a wooden cow above it, and these were the udders.
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