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I'm fine with the condiment udders, but these fools made the containers of mustard and mayo the same color. Madness!
At least they're labelled.
McDonald's just colour code their condiments, which is great unless you're colorblind in which case they're indistinguishable.
Its all fun and games untill someone invents...
... the condiment cloaca.
ooo we should contact the Melbourne Museum and get an expert to help us design it.
Hah!
I imagine a practical version would basically be 2 or 3 or 4 of those kinds of squeeze bottles that are connected via a joining nozzle, and then basically one uh 'nipple tube' after that.
Something like this shape, though this specifically is for 3d printers... presumably you could join together like chemistry lab tubing in something like this shape, with the right expoy?
i mean just motorize the valves and we could extrude whatever we wanted
that'd be a great way to dispense my ketchup/bbq/curry sauce
This reminds me of once when I went to Arby's. (I know it's popular to hate on them, but other than being expensive I consider them fine.) The server, intending to offer me an array of sauces, asked me "Arby's ketchup horsey?" It took me a moment to even parse that that was a question, let alone what was being asked.
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If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.
Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.
Arby's limited time Mr. Handswich
He got the MEATS!
That's enough Internet for a while
I sure hope we get to that level of body modification in my lifetime. Imagine you unzip their pants with your teeth, only to be met by a monster, which makes you ecstatic enough, and then (!!!) you get to taste some delicious flavor of milkshake at the finish line.
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LOL! We you the one who wrote the brilliant review of Arby's steak bites?
I share your passion, but for the red sauce instead. Only reason I go to that place.
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Even better version.
Holy shit, $2350???
I hope it moos when ya squeeze
That's extra. By default it's moaning sounds sampled from a cheap 80s porno.
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Why don’t bakers refer to their piping bags as frosting udder?
You don't?
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It looks like they put condoms on the end of condiment bottles
Condoments was right there!
I failed so you could succeed
Where did that poster grow up never having seen those before?
I've never seen these in my life, I live in France.
I live in Europe and I've never seen these in my life.
I live in Europe and I've seen them in almost every hot dog shop ("korvkiosk" in Swedish) I'v been to.
Sure, but my point is that Europe isn't a monolith, just because people didn't see that before doesn't mean they're Americans.
I live in Australia, but have travelled a bit. First time I saw these was at an Oktoberfest event in the UK a year or so ago. I asked where the sauce was and the server pointed at the “udders”. Having never seen anything like it before I just looked right past them, not expecting the sauce bottles to be hanging from the ceiling.
But now I’ve seen them, I love it!
Haven't seen these in Aus either. I wanna grab it tho
I think you can safely assume this a very Americentric thread.
Dirty Human hands will be yanking on my mayonnaise tube until a white sauce comes out that they stick in their mouths and masticate with...
That is all I'll say...
In olden days money were these physical objects that we would touch. Madness!
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I've seen the condiment udders in the U.S.
It was at Knoebels Amusement Resort in Pennsylvania.
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This woman is a fucking poet lmao
Hell yeah! Deutschland!
You can often find these at certain stalls in your local seasonal German/Bavarian Christmas market/villages.
Usually ones that sell hamhocks
I just saw these for the first time at my state fair. They did indeed attach a wooden cow above it, and these were the udders.
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