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Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

Ooo fishies

I'm fucked.

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

Porn i guess

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

I'm already dead

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

The walls are closing in...

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

Bollocks.