Why? Did it not taste very good?
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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I love the idea that he is the biter and is mad that the cushions at this gym taste like shit
Some bottom was just working on tightening his ass. 😏
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Bite club
We don't talk about that
Which gym was that? I'm asking for uh.... science
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So you found Mike Tyson’s gym, huh?
Plot twist. It was their home gym.
Never skip jaw day
I used to be a regular gym rat but got a couple of warts because people are disgusting and don't clean the equipment after themselves.
Yeah .... I was never a fan of that idea .... let's go to a public gym full of strangers that regularly spill or can potentially spill their bodily fluids.
I just clean every machine before I use it.
Who doesn't?
I go a bit farther than most people and bring disinfecting wipes to wipe down before and after I use the machine. After seeing a gym employee pour half of one cleaning spray bottle into another and fill them both with water from the drink fountain, I decided I didn't trust gyms to have proper cleaning supplies.
By the time I die I will probably have spent a full gym's worth of equipment in wipes, but for now I still can't afford a home gym outside a couple free weights.
Can't you basically hit every muscle with a couple free weights anyway? Hell, a kettle bell is probably all you need.
*wipe with towel
Are you intentionally trying to imply that people piss and bleed on the machines? I think people generally just sweat.
Hey man, some of us have to mark our territory before using it.
Isn't sweat basically pee
Sweat is stored in the balls?
Wait, what?!
Depends how far you want to go with "basically", I suppose.
Content-wise, no. But, if there were two cups, one filled with urine, and one filled with sweat, I wouldn't want to touch or smell either cup.
I don't.
Prince Andrew's Lemmy account?
That's just an omegaverse bench that's received its life mate.
Eww
chikewaga!
I don't think bite marks last like that that long. My guess is the OP is the biter and faker.
Did previous user have an extra mouth on their neck?