showmeyourkizinti

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[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop. If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane. If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.

Two Infrastructure Weeks or two weeks just after he announces his 'big beautiful Obamacare replacement'?

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh dip, Pillboi!

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh Dip, Donky Doug!

That my birthday 🌵

It’s always creepy to see a photo from right before a person dies.

And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!

No but North Carolina cops will arrest a black parent to avoid having to arrest a white driver.

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This some serious bullshit not even the cops can't be that heartless ... Oh wait the parents are black ... in North Carolina ...

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take credit for putting the two together. It’s clever and really rolls of the tongue.

Yeah they’ll Highlight in black the parts they want redacted again.

Have you read ‘How to be Perfect’ by Michael Schur yet? The Audiobook even has cameos by most of the cast.

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