Man, if Musk is tanking this hard, I am not sure he's going to get re-elected.
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Colin McRae Rally for PSX/PSP still holds up really well.
[Scene: The Oval Office. JD Vance, the Vice President of the United States, is seated at his desk. Pete Davidson, a reporter, enters the room with a notebook and recorder.]
Pete Davidson: So, Mr. Vice President, I've been looking into your role here in the White House. Can you tell me what you do?
JD Vance: [smirking] Well, let me tell you. I deal with the goddamn politicians so the lawyers don't have to! I have people skills... for people who are trying to get things done!
Pete Davidson: But... but isn't your job more about policy and-
JD Vance: [interrupting] Policy, schmolicy! The people want me to deal with the people, not just talk about them. And let's be real, I'm good at dealing with people. I've got charisma, I've got charm, and I've got a Twitter account that can turn anything into a meme!
Pete Davidson: [skeptical] Uh-huh... And what exactly do you mean by "dealing with the people"?
JD Vance: [leaning forward] I mean, I'm like a social media influencer for the Trump administration. I get to say whatever I want and watch it blow up on Twitter. It's like having my own reality TV show! The engineers are just there to document everything so everyone knows I'm not a total disaster.
Pete Davidson: [taken aback] Uh... okay, got it...
JD Vance: [grinning] And can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people who can't see the genius of my role?!
Sure, just like if everyone voted Democrat you wouldn't have this problem. If you manage to convince everyone not to pay taxes, I'll be extremely impressed.
Time has been kind to Mr. Jobs. Read about his early years at Apple... he was famous for skewering anyone that disagreed with him. He also had lovely habits like parking his sports car in handicapped spots so he didn't have to walk as far. You can't disagree with his talent for running a company that did an awful lot of innovation, but he wasn't a nice guy. He named one of his first products, the Lisa after his daughter, but didn't treat the actual daughter that well.
This CAN work for a time but eventually they will catch up with you. I know quite a few people that stopped paying, only to get surprised by the IRS years later and owe back taxes, fines and interests. They can make your life hell, put liens on your home, garnish your wages, all kinds of special tortures. If you are serious about this, no joke, I recommend leaving the country and planning on never returning.
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Please don't ever put this word in the same paragraph as the Humane pin. Have you seen what that thing did?
Good luck out there! I am taking up the opposing position, and I am curious who will win.
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Hey everyone! Let's break down why that viral campaign idea might not hit as hard as hoped. If we're calling for a day to make companies feel the pain, here's the thing—consumers can be pretty quick on their feet. People might just push their shopping a few days ahead instead of waiting.
Think about it: if I was planning to buy something on February 28th, maybe I'll just do my shopping on March 1st or even February 29th if that's when the sale is happening. Companies are usually managing their finances monthly or quarterly, so one day's dip in sales won't make a huge difference. They've likely already accounted for those numbers in their budget.
Plus, with all the online shopping and delivery options out there, people can buy what they need anytime, making it easy to avoid any specific "buying panic" on that targeted day. Companies might even use this time to up-sell or promote other products to make up for any lost sales.
So, while the idea sounds powerful, it's probably not going to cause the big change people are hoping for. We'll just keep shopping as usual, and companies will keep humming along without much of a financial hiccup. And hey, maybe people will even forget about the whole thing after a week! This is nothing other than a "feel good" activity people can do, but it's really not going to hurt any business in a significant way.
If you REALLY want to have an effect, boycott a business over a long enough period that it shows up in their revenue reports. Of course, I expect "don't buy gas for a year" to not be that feasible, so maybe the approach of limiting buying is just fundamentally flawed, especially with goods that you can't live without, like gas or food.
A system run by the government where we all contribute? Sounds like COMMUNISM! No thanks, I'd rather pay my $8,000/mo insurance bill like a REAL MAN. Suffering builds character.