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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 106 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a Canadian, I'd like to buy a drink for someone within walking distance of Trump tower. Preferably a pitcher of cheap beer.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 84 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago

Diabolical.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

maybe some beets?

[–] the_q@lemm.ee 72 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Weird I thought Trump liked gold.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If the rumors about his odor are to be believed, though, he may not like showers.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Unless it is a golden shower

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Golden showers yields trumpian flowers

[–] ModestMeme@lemm.ee 51 points 2 weeks ago

Strength in numbers

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago

I support organized pissings

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can expect this in New York. There are lack of bathrooms. People pee everywhere

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

it'll never cease to baffle me that "free public toilets are a fundamental human right" isn't the bog standard opinion, because people are going to piss and shit regardless and we should prefer them to do so in a toilet.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pay toilets, and their inhuman morals, were the subject of at least a few Sea Chantys that date back to the 18th or 19th Century.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

In ancient Rome, businesses fought over the right to put up free public toilets.
Then they sold the piss.
And the government taxed the piss.

[–] ODGreen@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

free public toilets

aka bushes

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aka Henry Kissinger's grave

trickle down economy or sth

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Urine speaks louder than words

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

On a politician or a prison warden.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

Vote with your bladder!

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, if you can't beat 'em

[–] azolus@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wrong body fluid!

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You can pee in a soda bottle, then just pur it while you pass by.

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if you can even smell the difference walking by.