As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male's cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.

This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it's a huge testosterone boost

Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?

I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.

This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You're welcome.

Sooo... to "be a real man" you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?

Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit

I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.

having raw PiV sex is gay

Lmao it's settled art mimics life

Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped

Yes, please do us all a favor and only have gender affirming manly sex with other mysoginist dudes

I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

Fellas, does doin' it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"

So that's why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔

This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.

Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?

God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We're going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.

What the actual fuck?

Dude, it's ok if you just want to suck cock.

Wow TIL hetero sex is gay

Is that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?

As a socialist pussy eater I don't feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they're afraid to do anything that might hurt it.

Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I'll take that risk.

So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That's the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.

Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.

We've done it Bois, its now gay to be straight!

OK people really do backflips to justify why their version of gender/sexuality is the best one so I can see why the top person exists.

But the bottom one HAS to be satire, right? "Reproductive sex is forcefem" cannot be a real viewpoint. They're mocking the top person, by baiting them into abstaining from sex outright.

Right...? I hate that I'm not sure anymore.

Nothing as manly as gay sex.

It is impossible to be performed by any women.

Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.

"The only way to 100% be sure you won't turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It's the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!"

i live by the pussy, i die by the pussy.

The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.

have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T

Pretty sure that vag juice cures incels. That's why they're so scared.