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You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?

[–] Codandchips@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Windows 95 "Ta-Da"

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Excellent question and one frankly I've been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)
[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.

[–] abecede@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Moaning of a hentai girl

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] yax@feddit.org 1 points 17 hours ago

The McDonald's fryer beep

[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Car tires screeching to a stop

[–] Kayboe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The Law & Order "dun dun" sound

[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The transformer transforming sound

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.

I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

You goddamn beautiful lunatic!

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That intro song from Lion King, just the initial "haaaaaa".

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Lol this is my favorite so far

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Windows 3.11 startup fanfare

[–] CrowyTech@feddit.uk 21 points 1 day ago

Wilhelm Scream

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

"now you're playing with power!"

runner up, "itsa me!!"

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

NES Megaman death sound.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago
  • Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
  • turkey call
  • the Star Trek door swish
  • windchimes
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Super Mario warp pipe noise.

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 points 23 hours ago

Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

[–] markko@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 points 1 day ago

PSX boot sound

BWEUmm.... BweAUUUUMMM

[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A running steam engine

The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

I choose farts of course.

[–] base@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Icq "ah ohhhhh"

[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Forklift backing up

[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Price is Right "you lost" trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I'd fart to replace it.

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Whatever the brown note is.

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[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

The Price is Right sad tone.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

School bell from The Owl House

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Shotgun or a trumpet

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Bells tolling, Undertaker style

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

The "prrr" sound from Perry the Platypus

[–] towerful@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Windows XP error "duhhn" sound.

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