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[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Took me long enough. Thought it was like the fancy pooh bear meme or something.

Glasses can’t be that bad though right? This looks more like a scope.

Edit: oh shit, I still didn’t get it

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 90 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And sometimes it’s a hot air balloon.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It was always the balloon for me. Never seen the house.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

Depends on the brand that made the autorefractor

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was (and is) always the house for me. Never seen the balloon.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I've had both, different optometrists though

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 74 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 45 points 1 day ago

You mean they "w" don't know.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You deserve the eye puff now for not explaining it to them...

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago

You blinked. Time for another eye puff

The punishment does not fit the crime your honor!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Last time I went they've modified the air puff, it's not so puffy now!

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago

Was that ketchup??

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you wore glasses, you'd get it. It's an almost universal image shown inside of a glaucoma test device, which puffs a quick burst of air into your eye. It doesn't really hurt, but it startles you and initiates your blink reflex and causes your eye to water. The blink reflex part is the kicker, though, because blinking before the test is done will invalidate the test and they'll have to do it again. I've sat there upwards of six times through this torture device. Lately, though, my eye doctors use a bump test after putting numbing drops in the eye. I think it's probably more accurate, and it doesn't initiate a blink reflex like the puff test does.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If you wore glasses, you'd get it.

I wear glasses and never had a glaucoma test in my life. It is not necessarily common here to get your eyesight tested at a doctor's though, rather it's tested at a "glasses shop".

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago

Okay I'm going to step in here, you're both not wrong, you just might come from places with different systems. Where I live (Los Angeles) there are opticians (the glasses shop) and optometrists (the eye doctor). Opticians can do a basic check of your eyesight or the prescription in your existing glasses. But they don't do a complete eye exam, which includes checking your retinas and eye pressure and looking for cataracts, among other things. For that you need an optometrist. And if they think you might have something serious, they'll send you to an opthalmologist.

Many optometrists also sell glasses, because there you are with your eyes and new prescription. But your eye health is their main thing.

And some opticians are actually better at fitting you with the most comfortable and effective glasses, because that's their main thing.

Where I go, a very good optometrist and a glasses shop sort of share a space, and I often get my glasses at that shop, but I used to walk out with my prescription and shop at a different excellent optician before he retired.

Anyway, if you've never had a complete eye exam, including glaucoma test, you probably should. Especially because some eye health issues are more common in people who need glasses.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, at a glasses shop, where the doctor is. You can choose to opt out of glaucoma testing. They're probably just automatically checking the opt out box for you to save time, but if you ask, they'll give you the test.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

No, there are no doctors at the shops. And even if the shops usually opt you out, my point still stands that wearing glasses doesn't necessitate getting this meme.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

OP doesn't realize that an optometrist isn't an ophthalmologist. Optometrists check your vision. Opthalmologists will also check medical conditions like glaucoma.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

And opticians make/sell glasses

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

I posted a long comment to the person you're discussing with, but I want to mention a person could have an eye exam including glaucoma test and have 20/20 vision, not needing any glasses.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

That's weird. I've been getting tests for decades and never saw the picture. It's always been a yellow light. Several years ago the doctor switched to a pressure test because the air puff isn't as accurate.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Uh, never seen anything on the poofy glaucoma test. This is an autorefractor image to dial in your prescription.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe get your eyes checked?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

Before i read the other comments I thought you were just being sarcastic and slightly aggressive. Lol

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate the one where they photograph your retina with a bright flash

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I hate the one where they wait a random time period then puff your eye with air

[–] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 16 hours ago

I feel like I always have to apologize to the tech because I hate the sure thing so much. My eyelids preemptively want to close because they know what’s coming

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Foregone_Premise@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I hate this test, never get used to it. Sort of a two for flinching kind of thing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 18 hours ago

Am I supposed to be able to read the address on the house?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess this checks out. I have no clue, and 20/15 vision 🤷‍♂️

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Theres an eye exam test where you align images. Sometimes its a farmhouse and sometimes a hot air balloon.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I didn't get it, it's always the hot air balloon for me.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago

Dude your mom’s always a hot air balloon for me

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When did this become a thing? I don't remember ever doing this but I haven't had an eye exam since 2018

[–] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

Idk i have had glasses since like '02 and its always been this as far as i can remember

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Idk I'm not really well versed in the history of Opthalmology.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, gotcha. Til

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Zoomed in so you don't have to

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

In Russian part of the internet, that would be a "I'd plow her" meme. I don't know about this case. But I would.