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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 45 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, quite a few guys end up obsessed with that one.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Does it even count as an empire? He had what, 5-6 years occupying parts of Europe?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 20 points 1 month ago

I would say yes, just a very short-lived one. I'd struggle to come up with a definition of an empire that excluded Nazi Germany short of just arbitrarily imposing a minimum required lifespan. It was definitely a large, powerful, expansionist state that conquered other areas in order to subjugate them for the benefit of a metropole. The Reichskommisariats were basically intended as colonial administrations, not to mention client states like Slovakia

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

parts of Europe

Quite big parts

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the significance of the numbers?

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[–] uss_entrepreneur@startrek.website 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Do science fiction empires count? Because I got imperium of man

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, but unfortunately the credits won't transfer out.

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sweet. Terran Empire it is. Everyone gets a goatee! I'm not a guy though so it may not count :(

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[–] A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Unofficial ruling:

Yes, they count.

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I'm glad I got included as the orange speech bubble.

Today is Chicome Coatl (7 Snake) in the Tonalpohualli. Party on nerds.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

I was assigned The Scythians late in life

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mughals are pretty cool, Mongol guy is right

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Genghis Kahn did nothing wrong, he did it all for Börte.

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[–] CptBread@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Wait... You're only supposed to get one? Do I return the others somehow? Is there any support email or phone I can contact?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i was assigned Ancient Egypt pretty early on, i made my mum read to me things like the process of mummification for bedtime stories

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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mongol guy's font change has been living in my head all afternoon. Why is it only him? Why does getting the Mongol empire make him start speaking in a Charles-Rennie-Mackintosh-looking font? Like, the artist obviously likes to play it loose with typefaces in the rest of the comic too, but this one guy seems like the centre of the typographical attention and I do not understand the choices made

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[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Does the Byzantine Empire count or do we kind of file that under Rome?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It has its own Wikipedia page, so it checks out.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about the Holy Roman empire of German Nation?

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1,000,000% counts and is not the same thing as the Roman Empire.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd argue it is the same thing, it's just that the Roman Empire lasted so long and it was changing the whole time, so it's often necessary to compartmentalise it to a degree

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I think you get to make that call.

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

That wow looks like it's coming out of that butt

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Only since the last season of Cosmos got me obsessed with the Indus Valley Civilization. I'm over 40.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Plebs are obsessed with empires.

Level up and start being interested in ideologies, mythologies, languages and in larger terms, cultures.

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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got the Grateful Dead as a freshman in uni and have stuck with that.

[–] carbonari_sandwich@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think they're just supposed to be interests, not religions.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Caliphates still count.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Hmmm... "The Galactic Empire" eh? I can work with that.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Mine just said "the Daevites", and the walls started dripping blood when I opened it. Should I be concerned?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Excuse me, mine says "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere" but it's not doing anything. Can I get a new one?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 1 month ago

Bah empires! Give me the wild people running free. I want to paint myself blue and run down a hill naked screaming at some Italians.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Klingon. For glory!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Songhai Empire? Hell yessssss!

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I have been obsessed with the fall of empires because that means that this shitty capitalist hellscape won't be around forever.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

mordern wars, though mostly world war 2 here. so i guess its american and european modern empires.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I got Dhakaani

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Could be worse, could be obsessed with the British Empire.

Those gammon cunts are a bit annoying.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

If I pick the same country every time I play Civ, can I test out of this course?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (5 children)

The Nobunaga and Tokugawa Shogunates.

And I'm not even a weeb. I only like, like, 6 animes. 😌

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Thank goodness I'm too old to give a incan shit about this.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The Seleucid would like to have a word with management.

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