Option one of course, put some fabric in between and fly away. ๐ฆ
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Oh shit. This guy bats
"How many pots have you smoked?"
You have no idea how many blunts these long ass fingers can hold at once.
Lol
Long fingers. With some ingenuity you could probably turn it into a kind of special ability, but tiny arms is always gonna be a reduction in ability
I feel like you'd break your fingers a lot
Do you have any idea how much damage I'd do to myself slamming fingers in doors or rolling over onto them in my sleep?
Stubby arms would fucking suck, but at least I feel there would be tools that could compensate. I don't think anything could compensate for constantly breaking my bones.
That said, theoretically I could have them partially amputated down to normal size, which would be the best outcome of both fucked up situations.
Yeah and your finger extensions can be given to people with tiny hands. Or those that chose tiny arms.
Big fingers is weird, but going full t Rex with baby arms sounds debilitating.
At least with some long ass fingers, I could find the remote under the sofa easier.
Would be cool if the fingers were longer but also had more knuckles, so they kinda turn into tails or snakes. Then you could just coil em up when your not using them
Nope. Hot dog fingers.
I want whacky waving inflatable arms flailing tube man or nothing.
How about whacky waving inflatable finger flailing tube men?
Welp, the image of that in my head is enough body horror for me today.
lomgfingies
Horse or T-Rex?
More like spider or t-rex
Why not both?