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If rivers were mascots, who would we be?

I think we should be that "cursed", clean river in India

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like this is a joke about denial.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

You're in Seine

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Yukon. Cold and only few people there.

[–] kbal@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

uh... River Tam?

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That river that flows by a Dupont plant and is like 70% hazardous chemicals

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

the one that [nearly or did] flood when all those unmaintained American dams were failing?

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

BTW it would be Arch[er] River

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Because swimming in it requires Faith of the Heart?

Lake Karachay

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know about river, but I'm partial to the stream between me and my toilet.

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Don't call that one "Lemmy"!