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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

The feces doubles as moisturizer.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That diagram isn't making sense. The tube goes directly from the stomach to the anus? Everything else is just ignored? Either I'm missing something or this is AI slop.

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Probably doesn't need as much intestine as we do, so the length of that tube is sufficient. Or perhaps most of the ingestion is done in the stomach.

Or the diagram coyld be simplified for illustrative purposes, like how our human models focus on internal organs and dont often draw, say, the visceral sack they sit in, and the webbing that weaves our organs together so precisely that surgeons can jiggle us on the table to slot them back into their places.

And yeah, that is where the snail anus is...

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, it's not AI, you can search the snail anatomy in the web, and you'll see, that it is the correct anatomy for this genre of snails

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shoutout to whoever named eels. You nailed it, those things are eels.

Whoever named the mountain chicken is sitting uncomfortably in the back hoping no one brings it up

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Butt which end is positive vs negative?

I need to know so I can recharge my battery..

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Head positive, tail negative (seriously)

It's pulsed though, not sure how well it would charge a battery

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So, according to the diagram, the butthole of the eel is the positive electrode?

Or did I miss something here?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That "did I miss something here?" really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm getting "If you're not sure, call IKEA's help center and one of our friendly associates will help you to set up your new furniture in no time!" picture vibes

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

Well, we can't just release them without a full battery. That would be rather cruel.

[–] magic_window@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Piranhaconda knows what's up

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You just need capacitors.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If it created a lot of energy it would need to much food. The beauty of electric defense is that very little energy deposited has an outsized effect, by attacking your electronics directly potentially even killing.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

The water also reduces the electrical resistivity of skin so less power is needed to be harmful (at least for humans, some fish and reptiles are a different story)

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

recharge my battery

*buttery

Oh wait that's already a word. Hang on is that why eels are slippery?

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

conventional current positive or electron flow positive?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 18 points 3 days ago

So that's why the eel made that face at the aquarium when I sarcastically said "nice tail, shitneck!"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they also arnt EELs, they are a type of knifefish, which are a sister clade to CATFISH, which also can produce electricity in some species.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And fish don't even exist.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yes they do, but not as a useful, well defined category in biology.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

it's a morphological category, not cladistic.

Like how "tree" is any plant with a thick robust trunk and branchy crown.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

You're a tree!

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So, next question. If a snake had arms, would they be up near his head or closer to its butt? Like is it mostly torso or neck?

[–] python@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

They're like 1/3 neck 2/3 torso! You can actually kinda see where the neck turns into the torso because of the difference in thickness, I marked it with a green arrow here:

It's a lot easier to see in person though since the chest moves when they breathe so you can be sure that's where the lungs start.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

But electric eels aren't eels

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

That's not what their name says.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only if they're travelling at relativistic speeds.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Good thing there aren't nuclear strong force eels.

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

e. eels

I know it’s more than two, but you can do it!

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

I like long butts and I can not lie

All of taxonomy hinges on where the butt is.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this is such a great sub. Thank you.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

A snake is technically sushi as it’s a shell around a cylindrical hole.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Everything after the butt is a tail?
Are my legs tails?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the tail is part of the spine, our tail ends BEFORE the butt

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Maybe your leg-tails are, but my leg-tails appear to be separate from my spine

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sir Mix-a-Lot must have a lot to say about this picture.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

B-b-b-b-but(t)!?⁉️‼️

[–] oce@jlai.lu 7 points 3 days ago

I heard eels love neck kisses.