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[–] Ramenator@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

American city names: New-removedshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Have they decided which of Arkansas and Kansas is pronounced correctly? I assume that's what their civil war was about.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Arkansas is the one which was originally named, it comes from the french name of one of the tribes that lived in the region. Kansas just thought it sounded cool.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Then can you explain where, exactly, they're carrying those wayward sons?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I dunno, but there'll be peace when they are done.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's easy when they're just dust in the wind

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is a Kansa tribe. No need to erase natives over interstate bullshit.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Didnt know, just kinda assumed due to how often states either split or names get recycled.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

While in Kansas the Arkansas River is pronounced arr-kansas. Otherwise it's Arkansaw.

[–] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

You can say removed, it's the internet.

Eidt: wow you actually can't. That's stupid. Literally 1984.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

That will be your instances fault everyone else is absolutely fine. Lemmy.world admins are awful.

Anyway we should all be on smaller instances just on general principle.

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

That's lemmy.world for ya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

New Bundleofsticksshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That’s a brutally discriminatory name these days.

They prefer the term London

[–] li10@feddit.uk 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Always interesting to see people mention my hometown of Faggotshire online.

I live in South Bummersly these days though.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Pronounced "Sow bumsly", no doubt.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I'll sow her bumsly, if you know what I mean (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

I can picture it. It's definitely a Southern town, no northern industrial city.

I bet it has 12 pubs around a village green.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 18 points 2 years ago
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Meanwhile the Americans have the British names but pronounce it completely different because of the fucking bostoners

[–] droans@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't place the blame on us. The British have changed their dialect like twelve times since we were their colony.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Well that's because you unsubscribed from the language patches, made your own fork and then did nothing with it.

I assure you we have done plenty with that fork…

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How do you pronounce Worcester?

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

Woster for short

[–] TAG@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

As an American who lived in Worcester, MA for a number of years: Wuster or Wustah

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also because the British have proven themselves incapable of taking care of the language, as proven every day by cockneys.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The whole point of cockney is that you can tell who is and isn't a local.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

And by local they mean on the street by street level.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

Burning, ham

Yet they can pronounce Halifax just fine.

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[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Fugsha lmaooooooo

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shout-out to Fucking growing so tired of jokes and sign theft that they changed their name... to Fugging. Because ze Austrians think that's less funny.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Fugging :-DDDDDD

[–] Kcryptonian@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Usually 4chan but there are multiple chan-sites

[–] Kcryptonian@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, I later figured. Saw tens of other chans too Thanks.

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[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

French-sounding places:

Vincennes-sur-l'oisement
Saint-martin-des-Vosges
Mathildeville
Miquelin-les-prés

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

British-sounding places:

  • Shitterton
  • Scratchy Bottom
  • Cockplay
  • Penistone
  • Gay Street, West Sussex

Oh wait these are all real British places

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

If you put an a at the end the polish name is accurate

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Americans who pronounce 'Dubois' as DEW-boyse and DU-bwah depending on personal preference.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We just do that. Miami, FL is pronounced differently than Miami, OK.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

TIL.

Sure we could find other examples.

edit = Someone elese did 'Arkansas' and 'Kansas.'

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes they're just named after different guys. Like Houston Street versus Houston, Texas.

See also Luis, Luise, and Louise.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Louisville and St. Louis were named after the same guy. Pronounced differently. Lew-ie-ville and Saint Lou-iss

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Portugal:

Fodarelho da Raia

Cona-da-Velha

Covide (this one actually exists)

Pintelhos

Estudasses

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Lithuanian place names be like: Kalabybiškės

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Newfoundland names be like:

Come by Chance

Blow me Down

Conception bay

Dildo

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Italy:

Sborate sul Minchio

Pornassio(this one actually exists)

EDIT: formatting

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