I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.
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... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.
Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.
I'll be just fine.
Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside
I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.
FUCKING PRONOUNS
I certainly wont be starving to death!
Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.
Well, fuck
It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?
Oh well, I'll die happy
Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.
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Brb, loading up on carbs.
My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger
Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.
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could be worse
Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal
I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse
I'm in luck! 😁
I'll be fine
You got a quarter?
I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
McDonald's stocks go up 200%
Well, I can hunt, I guess.
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
People think I'm bullshitting all the time.
I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.
Basically no change.
Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead
I'm going to pick my nose!