I need to work on my temper
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I think I'd be alright.
Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.
Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!
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Seems like a fun spell
Well I either got a personal fire or I'm on fire myself. Witch fire sounds better
I'm not gonna worry about it
Would be nice to be buzzed all the time
I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.
I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.
I'm already gone.
Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks
I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities
Noisy.
Same
Hmm
I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.
Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2
I'm good. Nom nom nom
If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.
I'll be fiiiiiine
Your handle reminds me of that blond joke where she hides in a bag of potatoes and when someone kicks it to see whats inside she says "potatopotatopotato"
I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.
I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.
I mean, you tell me.
If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place
I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.
Idk.
Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.
I’m good.
Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...
Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.
He was a Chaos Space Marine.
I think I'll be okay.
She has a shotgun. I should be okay.
Make of me what you will…
Omnipotence helps.
Oh my, this is not gonna go well.
I’m a tree.
Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.
I guess it's kill or be killed...
shrugs I just do.