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[–] wieson@feddit.org 130 points 1 year ago (7 children)

How did it happen that many people (Americans???) flush fish down the toilet?

Just bury it, like you would any other dead pet.

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I used to bury my pets until my family got mad

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 105 points 1 year ago

You’re supposed to wait until the pets are dead.

[–] heartbreaker@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's time to flush my 5-ton (11.000-pound) pet elephant down the toilet 😢

[–] coke38@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Did you wait for them to die before ?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Uhh, my roommate fed his dead fish to my tarantula.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

The ciiiirrrrrcle of lifffffeeeee

[–] wieson@feddit.org 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Continuous ecosystem, why not

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 1 year ago

I was surprised she actually ate it to be honest. I was expecting to have to dig it out.

[–] N0x0n@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Maybe I'm alone on this, but my family used to put dead birds, squirrels,... found on our terrain in the trash... I really got furious and said that those were living beings and they deserve proper burial even if it's some random animal found in the backyard...

The only way to make them understand what It means was to say: "Don't worry, I will also put your dead body in a trash bin".

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That's fine, put me in the trash. Reverence for dead bodies is weird. They aren't living, they will never be living again, they are empty husks of meat. The only reason to bury them or do anything else with them is to avoid the spreading of rot and disease. Putting them in the trash is just as acceptable as throwing out that 2 month old cooked beef you forgot about in the back of the fridge.

[–] N0x0n@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's your point of view. And I won't give you any counter-arguments... I'm not even religious by any mean, but showing some respect is the minimum due to every living being on earth.

Sure I put my own vision to other family members, but In most people believe system being thrown away like trash is not the way you want to be remembered of.

Putting them in the trash is just as acceptable as throwing out that 2 month old cooked beef

I do not eat any meat but I won't push that specific regime to anyone, because that's not how it works. However, I'm not sure this comparison is right... You wouldn't eat your cat/dog, pet bird, bunny?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wouldn't eat your cat/dog, pet bird, bunny?

I have had pet bunny soup, unfortunately. We were moving and we couldn't give him away so my grandpa took him out back and my grandma fired up the stove... It wasn't a nice experience for us kids but it was culturally acceptable here.

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The ground is clay here. You dig that hole.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know. I tried it with a salmon once, but I had to call the plumber.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.

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[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It might be a Simpsons did it thing. Then finding Nemo probably popularized it further with the "all drains lead to the ocean" scene.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's older than the Simpsons for sure. Flushing your (mostly/presumed) dead pets down the toilet was how the urban legends of alligators in the NYC sewers came about...

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

It's all pipes Jerry!

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's an apartment thing?

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just _____ it, like you would any other dead pet.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 129 points 1 year ago

Imagine having a nice, relaxing work poo and suddenly the next stall is full of fish mourners

[–] echo@lemmings.world 54 points 1 year ago

We, a developer team, had a fish at work. Being developers it was a Beta fish. And, of course, we named it Masta.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda in the same vein: I was taking an emergency dump at a Walmart. There was a person in the stall next to me taking a dump as well.

Some time passes and a Walmart employee knocks and says "maintenance, any one in here?" And before I can respond the guy next to me let's out a massive loud as hell fart and the walmart employee without missing a beat says "take your time".

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I was in the next stall I would have started singing Hallelujah

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[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn’t screenshot it lol, it’s literally like that from the the place I stole it from

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (8 children)

You STOLE it??? Just downloaded it right onto your device???

You wouldn't download a car.....

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Given the opportunity, yes I would

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

And the owner gets to keep the original? Hell yeah, I'll take two.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 year ago

Whoa whoa its not stealing mate, it's content aggregation.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Jesus fucking Christ dude use night mode.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

How else are they supposed to get a tan?

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meh, night mode only makes sense if you generally use your computers at night in a dark room. I was a night mode absolutist but then I started going outside more and realized "wow night mode is actually unusable when the sun is out" and now I have almost everything in light mode

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing good happens when the sun is out.

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[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

So like okay, so OK, so OK, like so, OK, so Okay, like Ok, so????

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Was it a skibidi toilet?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve heard there was a secret chord

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

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[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who does number 2 work for?

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