A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Sounds unpleasant.
It wouldn't.
....that last step will be a doozy.
quickly
Cat.
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
I dont't know lulz
Impressively.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
Death by snusnu
No idea
Just broke.
Some catty wampas, likely.
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Mind control cereal
Obesity, and bounciness.
An undercover Corgi mission.
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Mine is pretty obvious.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
No idea
In the dark.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Very quickly but likely quite painful
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.